Stealing, Plucking, and Baggy Fanny Fisting

Tales of The Nether Regions

Annie and Jess start out talking about stealing and shoplifting, then Jess talks about Annie’s father coming to her den for a wonderful meal. Then, they head to the listener DM’s to answer questions about baggy fanny’s, foot fetishes, vanilla sex, ball hair removal and why sex tends to mean more to women then men. This episode also features a special guest star appearance for Annie’s husband Kieran, including the loudest podcast snoring possibly ever caught on tape.

In This Episode You’ll Hear About:

• A story involving a very bad girl named Lily, and Annie and Jess discuss why people steal, especially when they seem to have everything!
• If you have balls and they are hairy, write in. Annie and Jess want to know more.
• A listener question about how to prepare for an afternoon of manual anal probing.
• Myths about the elasticity of a fanny, and why more sexual partners doesn’t necessarily mean more bagginess.
• More about a tights and pantyhose fetish, and a story from a listener whose ex-husband loved to see her in tights and finish on her feet.
• If you are going to have a fetish, make sure it’s not a one-way transaction and that you are also tending to the other person.
• What now makes up fairly vanilla sex to Annie and Jess?
• Does sex mean more to women because they enter our bodies? Or is sex just sex, like a good chocolate bar?

Quote:

• “She couldn’t keep her hands off those fried eggs, can she?”
• “I don’t know how I’m so sexy, I just ooze it.”
• “The only time I’ve stuck my own finger up my ass is when I had a piece of poo stuck in it.”
• “I would probably be that cheap satin that people think is silk.”
• “I could see myself as a foot model.”

Slide Into Our DM’s:

@talesofthenetherregions

Annie - @annienorrispole | Jessica - @jessicadeebank

Mentioned:

Mulan

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