The only way to ensure that you're not about to be blackmailed is simply by including your brother (or sister!) in your nudes for safety. Topics include bringing your sibling on a date, your mind's telling you no, but her body is telling you yes, blackmail tactics, keeping your lube secret.Oleh Dain Miller & Niall Spain

I don't think we SHOULD compare the human body to form of Crocs, but if we DID... then I think it's VERY obviously what our sport mode would be. Topics include girlfriend's cartoon sex noises, how to feel a flaccid penis, creampie boundaries, a disturbing kink preference.Oleh Dain Miller & Niall Spain

Get out the shovels, boys! Let's bring this bar straight to hell! Topics include how low can the bar go, pulling a meatloaf, getting sweaty at the gym for all the wrong reasons, is your labia and innie or an outie?Oleh Dain Miller & Niall Spain

That baby is just TOO FLIRTY to be sending all willy-nilly. We're doing a rare remote record this week, but we're back with a hot and fresh episode! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddiesOleh Dain Miller & Niall Spain

We're still recovering from GenCon and catching up on missing a week of our lives to Indianapolis, so here's our most recent live show at Black Sheep! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddiesOleh Dain Miller & Niall Spain

This summer we got the amazing chance to head out into the woods and perform for the kick-ass campers at Camp Halcyon. And since we were both away at GenCon all week, we figured now would be the best time to share just a fraction of the fun to be had at camp. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies Go on your own camp adventure: https://…

Listen, Greg. You can keep making your funny little piss jokes and I'll be forced to ruin your life or you can just chill. You make the call. Topics include falling on the piss sword, toothy blowjobs, canine companion challenges, lick my balls (respectfully). Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies…

We can all agree that there is some man-child out there who is 100% responsible for naming these stupid magic robots. Topics include sexting ruining your life, unremorseful dick breaking, one person casual sex. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddiesOleh Dain Miller & Niall Spain

We celebrate our unbroken streak of 300 episodes by returning to where it all started. Join us for an episode of introspection, disappointing sodas and the advice you've come to love. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddiesOleh Dain Miller & Niall Spain

We celebrate Pride month at Black Sheep with the incredibly funny Trevor Campbell, host of You Made Me Queer! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies Find Trevor here: https://www.trevorcampbell.ca/ymmq/Oleh Dain Miller & Niall Spain

If you catch them looking at you because you were looking at them then can you even be upset? Topics include interesting animal encounters while dating, indulging your foot fetish, weeding out on your first date, and appreciating those heavy boobs. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddiesOleh Dain Miller & Niall Spain

If someone told me that a children's cartoon had the most complete list of sexually deviant aliens... yeah, I'd probably believe them. Topics include Ben 10 recovery, that negative accent, complimenting or criticizing thicc-ness, exhibitionism for dummies. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies…

New self mode just dropped, y'all. Get those balls in half eclipse! Topics include plastic bag break up, post-sex sex show, weirdly obsessed sister, morning routine (sex version). Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddiesOleh Dain Miller & Niall Spain

We're on vacation in New York, so here is our most recent live show at Black Sheep! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddiesOleh Dain Miller & Niall Spain

This is now just a show about all the hottest popstar beef and we're okay with that. Topics include Dain's heartbreaking celebrity wake up call, how to date with a busy schedule, vegan break up obligations, too intimate for a hook up, cream pie conundrum, a friendly penis grab. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies…

We're absolutely swamped preparing for our show in New York next week, so we thought it would be a perfect time to release the new Patreon format for public preview! We've been asked for a long time to do long-form, single topic episodes, so... ask and ye shall receive! Every month we'll pick a topic and discuss so that if you're ever searching for…

Dain was away all last week, so here's our live show from last month! Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddiesOleh Dain Miller & Niall Spain

We've talked about filling a shot glass before, but I'm starting to think we're going to need a bigger glass. Topics include reverse catfish, an ejaculation performance, a bad naked reaction, a phone call cuss out. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddiesOleh Dain Miller & Niall Spain

After surviving the harrowing attack last week, we've returned to the scene of the crime to reclaim our space and peace of mind. Topics include scooping two ladies from the club, kung fu rejection, no longer being the family's favourite, a knockout blowjob, a pegging punch.Oleh Dain Miller & Niall Spain

At a specific point in this episode, you may think: "Weird, they didn't edit this part out." I want to make it VERY clear that I left it in intentionally so that you could all here what we go through to make this show for you. Also, so you can see how cool and tough we are in the face of mortal danger. Topics include the graveyard shift at the the …

You've really gotta know what scene I'm talking about. You know? With Adam Driver? And he's eating the soup? It's from that show. Come on. You gotta know. Topics include breaking out of a bad dating cycle, after sex text, getting rid of your smart look. Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies…

We're back in fine form and actually answering questions this week, so get in here and get educated/entertained! Topics include ungrateful Roman holiday, a successful sexual funk, moving too quickly with a hug, toxic bedroom expectations. Support the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddiesOleh Dain Miller & Niall Spain

This episode is the literal definition of "Go off king!" because a) we don't answer a single question and b) this is our FIRST unedited episode. We all adore Taylor Swift, but sometimes our big, strong football boy needs love too.Oleh Dain Miller & Niall Spain

Don't be fooled by the title, y'all. This is still a good episode, but man, it would have been SO GOOD if we could have made some banger T-Swift references. Topics include who keeps the concert tickets, reasonable set of standards, breaking up for the dumbest reason and diagnosing a kink. Support the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddie…

This month has been insanely busy for us! But we're back in the closet and getting strange updates and e-mails that are a little too specific? Topics include stand-up salvation, getting over the cuck life, reducing the amount of topping and emotionless sex. Support the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies Flure App: Made for Pleasure -…

This weekend was a wild one performing at Comicon, so we're taking a wee break to recover by sharing our latest live show at Black Sheep! Topics include the least flattering way to describe your girlfriend, enjoying video games with the boys too much, International Women's Day preparations, weighing the power dynamics of a new relationship and more…

Oh, gowrsh! We're thinking of renaming the show F-hyuck Buddies. Topics include not getting walked home, boyfriend gangbang, to be or not to be (single), ribbed for his pleasure. Support the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies Flure App: Made for Pleasure - https://www.flure.com/Oleh Dain Miller & Niall Spain

We mark our special one year anniversary of doing live shows at Black Sheep by inviting our lawfully wedded podwives, Liv and Maddy, from the award-winning show 30 Going on 13, to join us on stage for an extra long, extra chaotic special!Oleh Dain Miller & Niall Spain

I hope you're ready for a deep dish serving of Tony Pizza lore. Topics include nickname game strong, cheating cruise, sitting in the corner, watching you dance with him (whoa-oa-oa), drunk gay me. Support the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies Flure App: Made for Pleasure - https://www.flure.com/…

I don't care if you're a princess or a puppy, you can have all of the parts. Topics include disrespecting your girlfriend's culture with your boner, ripping the band-aid of virginity off, fake scheme boyfriend, saying things you're not really into.Oleh Dain Miller & Niall Spain

Support the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies Taylor Swift may be causing global warming by flying her private jet from Superbowl to Superbowl, but we're here to teach you how to make out so well that people will be calling you Taylor Shift. Topics include a weird response to "I miss you," how to date a bad kisser, teaching your son…

This week's episode is a banger! We're joined by the amazing Jeff Guenther, LPC, (aka TherapyJeff on Tiktok and Instagram) to answer your questions and ask the age old question of what the worst early morning meal would be to prep for a conversation about butt stuff. Topics include your money pit of a girlfriend, talking about bed stuff outside the…

This went up late because Dain is incredibly sick and forgot what day it is, so if you want a recap: too bad. Listen to the episode and find out yourself. Also, send Dain soup.Oleh Dain Miller & Niall Spain

I'm not entirely sure if he grants any wishes, but, lemme tell you, there's one very easy way you grant his. Topics include Niall's mean era, getting so obviously scammed, reservations about hitting it raw, cold approaching, too many options may kill this man.Oleh Dain Miller & Niall Spain

This episode will actually change your life and make you a million dollars and give you abs and make your celebrity crush fall in love with you... big if true. Topics include bad gift uno reverse, the icky downstairs, roommate forehead kisses, lying about your job, the worst way to ask someone out.Oleh Dain Miller & Niall Spain

Listen, if your mom isn't going on our romantic destination third date, I'm not interested. Topics include escalating your dates too quickly, banging the band, asexual expectations, suggesting anal.Oleh Dain Miller & Niall Spain

Did our messed up recording schedule result in us completely forgetting that this episode would be released on New Year's Day? Absolutely. Topics include being a shy boy, a boob job for his boobs, being creepier on request, and your wife's date sabotage.Oleh Dain Miller & Niall Spain

We're just two sleepy lil guys doing their best. Topics include funeral crashing, have girlfriend now, girlfriend curfew, husband's threesome tastes, exiled to the couch, getting 500 Days of Summer'd.Oleh Dain Miller & Niall Spain

We've finally recovered from our weekend in Philly, so here's a hot and fresh new episode. This was recorded earlier this month, so if we talk about stuff that's already past... ignore it. We're all adults here. Topics include one position finish, a divisive red flag, nocturnal emissions, airport seduction, preparing the splash zone, sucking to suc…

We're still getting our lives together from PAX Unplugged in Philly last week, so please enjoy another extra long episode courtesy of our live shows at Black Sheep in Toronto.Oleh Dain Miller & Niall Spain

This month's live show at Black Sheep was to celebrate Dain's birthday and our universal love of Italian cuisine.Oleh Dain Miller & Niall Spain

Every now and then Dain tries to say something profound but Niall's childish mind gets in the way and ruins everything. Topics include UTI break-up, sex after death, first date roast beef, the mysterious bump, back peddling on exclusivity. Support the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies…

We've recorded so many episodes in the past few weeks that I'm starting to lose sense of what time even means anymore. Topics include short-term long-distance, learning to beg for it, the attractiveness of your own apartment, eye contact correction, de-normalize the nipple, nosy neighbours or noisy neighbours.…

Before the was Me Too, we had US and we still didn't learn anything about consent. Usually this is where Dain recaps the episode, but he had one too many adult beverages at a work party last night and is hungover, so it's time to take a chance and see what the episode is about for yourself like a real adult.…

If we could all just treat women like actual people (because they are) then I think we'd solve a lot of problems since women are people (like, actual people). Topics include furniture jealousy, butt aggression, miserable dating outlook, developing our own red flag Tinder profile.Oleh Dain Miller & Niall Spain

At this point in time, we actually have no idea if we're straight or not anymore. Topics include TikTok date shaming, dark and twisted fantasies, keeping in contact with past fuck buddies, admitting to being a serial cheater, accidentally making friends with women and becoming a good person and also maybe becoming gay.…

It doesn't matter what your feminine energy is, this Dain is ALWAYS top tier. Topics include a good reason to not sleep over, when can you ask to hook up again, should you date a racist stalker, light side and dark side feminine energy, stockpiling your nudes.Oleh Dain Miller & Niall Spain

If you like human to animal ratio math, you're gonna love this one, gang! Topics include acting shady about saying your name, how to react to sensitive information, how many kitty pics is too many, sex with a sickly Victorian boy, a cool car lunch date, riding to the finish. Support the show on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/fbuddies…

Y'all, I introduce a brand new game in this episode that I still don't know the rules to, but sorry to any Teagan's out there. Topics include feeling more makes you cum faster, pre-text message dating, stopping mid-sex, getting serious in order to get busy, getting bored after getting yours, dump the freeloader, a game that I play.…

NOBODY MOVE! If you do exactly what we say and listen to this brand new episode, no one needs to get hurt... Nobody be a hero. Topics include a wet mistake that you could never learn from, missing the whole hole, artfully dropping your number, a pushy vagina, how to heist her heart, the face is not a chair, getting bro-zoned.…