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Become a Paid Subscriber: https://anchor.fm/two-dykes-and-a-mic/subscribe ”Two Dykes and a Mic” is a weekly queer podcast dedicated to sex positivity, lgbtq dating and building a community filled with laughter and gayness. Hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin, two lesbian best friends, keep listeners up to date with “Gay News”, relationship advice with “Ask A Dyke”, dating horror stories with weekly “Bumble Fumbles” and so much more!
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What’s your favorite scary movie? Are you a fanatic or a fraidy-cat? Either way, we’ve got you covered. Each week, horror fans Mikey and Paige will take Horror Virgin Todd through the encyclopedia of horror one movie at a time. We’ll discuss classics as well as fan favorites, with the occasional new release thrown in for good measure. Mikey will make inappropriate jokes and Todd will scream like a little girl at every jump scare. It’s hilarious. Prepare yourself for spoilers, tangents, and l ...
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Sit in on an hour long-conversation between host and standup comic, Cameron Esposito, and some of the brightest luminaries in the LGBTQ+ family. Queery explores individual stories of identity, personality and the shifting cultural matrix around gender, sexuality and civil rights.
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"There is a killer on the dance floor" This week's hottest movie is... Prom Night from 1980. This movie has everything: disco dancing in a school gym, a masked killer with a shiny axe, high school secrets, and Leslie Nielsen as the school principal who’s way too calm while bodies pile up. Please enjoy our breakdown of this wild movie. Help Support …
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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss a feud with Rob Schneider, being fruitful and multiplying, Jane Fonda, a sexy wax candle fumble, latent onset sexual attraction, not gettin the ick for your wife, a Bumble Fumble and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS …
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"A Movie so bad ass it became every popular video game" This week's hottest movie is... Battle Royale from 2000. This movie has everything: explosive neck collars, psychotic schoolgirls with scythes, emotional breakdowns, and a teacher who’s committed to the brutal murder of his students. If you like you horror's chalked full of metaphor coupled wi…
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"Tina is a Shakespearian level character" This week's hottest movie is... The Final Girls. This movie has everything: time travel, scream queens, machete-wielding maniacs, tearful mother-daughter moments, and a killer that is on the hunt for boobies. If you love genre-bending films with a heartwarming twist, you'll lovre this movie and episode! Hel…
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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on JoJo Siwa! They discuss coming out, being thirsty, dating mascs, boys we used to like, pick up lines, heartbreaks, JoJo's family planning and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : TwoDykesAndAMic.com Brooklyn …
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"This movie has weird values" This week's strangest movie is... Knock at the Cabin. This movie has everything: A cabin in the woods, harrowing choices, and a real "will they/Won't they" about whether they will allow this family to live. Enjoy our episode on Knock at the Cabin. Help Dan Kirk: (GoFundMe): https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-dan-kirk-with…
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"It's like Paige can't get enough Dick Ripping Movies" This week's hottest movie is... Hostel: Part II from 2007. This movie has everything: deranged businessmen with a taste for blood, attack dogs trained to murder Todd, and a twisted auction that makes it clear that anyone with a bigger bank account can save themselves by killing you. it's a scar…
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#272 - Butchelorettes, Beestings & Brats
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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Ray's butchelorette party, being attacked by yellow jackets, queer people at strip clubs, gay love, Kamala Harris, a flirty flirt Ask a Dyke, mascs being catphobic, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : Two…
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"It's a weird gory porno" This week's hottest movie is... Piranha 3DD from 2012. This movie has everything: a sexy water park called 'Big Wet,' a stepfather so evil and horny you'd think he was a thorn from Maleficent rose garden, and fake legs that really kick. This movie is so wild it's amazing we weren't just shouting at each other for the entir…
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333 - The Exorcism of Emily Rose with Michael McMillian
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"It's Spooky Law and Order" This week's hottest movie is... The Exorcism of Emily Rose from 2005. This movie has everything: demonic possessions, Cat Attacks, and a dad who gets Horse kicked. This movie laughs in the face of our legal system and makes up it's own rules. And we love it. We are also joined by the one and only Michael McMillian (True …
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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss accidental s3x toy SnapChat, online shopping, what straight people think is cheating, butches on Easter Sunday, pumpkin tits, speculating on sexuality, queer athletes, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : …
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332 - The Nun 2 with Sammy Smart
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"It's a weird Indiana Jones Horror Movie" This week's hottest movie is... The Nun 2. This movie has everything: haunted catacombs, demonic possessions, and a heroic Sister Irene, once again facing off against the terrifying Valak. If you are into Goats and haunted magazine stands you are gonna love it! Also. this episode features Sammy Smart, and h…
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331 - The Exorcist: Believer (with Eli Bosnick)
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"I'd kill everyone in this building to charge my son's iPad" Join the gang this week, and very special guest Eli Bosnick (from God Awful Movies) as we break down The Exorcist: Believer. This movie has everything: demonic possessions, eerie séances, and a cameo by the iconic Linda Blair as Regan. We hope you enjoy this 2 and a half hour look at this…
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#268 - MILFS, Mustaches & Manhaters
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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin discuss Ray wanting boyband facial hair, Nicki Minaj straight on the beach, homophobes being ugly, never knowing when your partner wants to have s3x, tits coming out, Ask a Dykes, a straight movie review, and so much more! WE DID THINK THIS WOULD BE A PRIVATE EPISODE OOPS. F…
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330 - Immaculate (with Rachel Scanlon)
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"Not all miracles are divine." This week's hottest movie is... Immaculate from 2024. This movie has everything: a devout American nun, a spooky convent, secret catacombs, creepy rituals, and an "Immaculate conception" gone horribly wrong. Grab your rosaries and prepare for a nightmare! For more from Rachel Scanlon go to: https://www.rachelscanlonco…
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"Dance like your life depends on it" this movie is a horror-comedy thrill ride about a group of kidnappers who get way more than they bargained for. This movie has everything: a ballet-obsessed vampire child, a haunted mansion, mismatched kidnappers, gallons of blood, and a series of twisted dance recitals. Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.c…
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#266 - Too Much F*ngering (with Caleb Hearon)
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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin have on Caleb Hearon! They discuss roasting, Midwest queers, Christian a cappella, Missouri culture, fingering for too long, kissing, a Bumble Fumble and so much more! Follow @calebsaysthings @TwoDykesAndAMic @RachelScanlonComedy @MckGoodwin TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : TwoDykesA…
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"Your biggest fear just got bigger." Join the gang this week as we break down a low-budget creature feature about a spider. This movie comes from Australia, a place where they know exactly how dangerous spiders can be. But, of course, the filmmakers want the spider to be scary. And for Australians to find a spider scary, it HAS to come from space. …
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"Is your war finally over" Join the gang this week as we break down a movie that made us cry multiple times. It's an emotional look at how survivor's guilt can destroy someone from the inside out, keeping that person from living their own life, finding love, and connecting with the community again. Set in post-WW2 Japan, and oh yeah, Godzilla is th…
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#264 - Gay Supremacy (with Beth Stelling)
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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts Rachel Scanlon and McKenzie Goodwin are live at Largo in Los Angeles with Beth Stelling! They discuss role playing, 69-ing too hard, CT scan drama, family planning based on astrology, rock climbing, Spice Girls, falling in love with a dancer, the short crack community, and so much more! Follow @BethStelling @T…
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326 - Late Night with the Devil
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"You don't know what he sacrificed to get here." Join the gang this week, with special guest Julian Fernandez (@julianfcomedy), while we break down Late Night with the Devil. This movie has everything... It's got a magician that is absolutely out to prove all spiritualist wrong. It's got a 70's Late Night host that will literally do anything to get…
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#263 - Hot Mascs At The Farmers Market (with Mo Welch)
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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Mo Welch! They discuss Ray having special that dropped today, skullet, shave gel and the hell's patch, falling off stage, Mo finding her estranged dad, a wet and wild Ask a Dyke and so much more! Follow @MoMoWelch @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelScanlonComedy TOU…
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"It's like is Jason Borne was bad" Join the gang this week while we breakdown The Guest. This movie has everything. A grieving family. An unexpected house guest that really shakes up this family. A daughter that is about to be promoted to primary caretaker. Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/HorrorVirgin What did you think of this episode?…
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"WHY IS IT STAHTING IN PAHKs" Join the gang with we break down M. Knights worst movie... But best RomCom. This movie has everything. A science teacher that seems to understands very little about science. His wife that can't stop herself from emotionally (at least) cheating on him, and fields that literally crop dust people to death as people walk t…
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#261 - Megan Fox is for the Gays (with Roz Hernandez)
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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon have on Roz Hernandez (Living for the Dead on Hulu)! They discuss moms being obsessed with they/thems, acting Blank Check rich, having a juicy ass, Megan Fox being for the gays, gay ghost hunting, a messy Ask a Dyke, a haunted Bumble Fumble, and so much more! Follow @rozhern…
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"Now, terror has no shape" This movie has everything: aliens, blobs, explosions, government conspiracies, and a heroic high school student who saves the day! It's Got: A creepy-crawly monster, government cover-ups, and a truck that delivers THE MOST snow. WE hope you enjoy this weeks episode on The Blob. Help Support our HV Family: www.Patreon.com/…
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"Something went wrong in the lab today. Very wrong." New York's hottest lab is The Fly. This place has everything: Brundle, baboons, and a teleportation pod that's just a ticking time bomb of DNA disaster. Picture this: a brilliant but eccentric scientist, one part Einstein, one part common housefly, spiraling into a buzzed frenzy. It's science mee…
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#259 - Doing Blow For Demi Moore
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This week on Two Dykes and a Mic hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss how to give yourself the ick, the formula for a perfect crush, prison wives, having sex with a Cancer, the lesbian gaze, outing yourself to your fitness coach, and so much more! Follow @TwoDykesAndAMic @MckGoodwin @RachelSafety TOUR TICKETS ON SALE : TwoDykesAndAMic…
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"Habit-forming. Mind-controlling" This week’s podcast episode has EVERYTHING. We’re diving into the cult classic, The Stuff. It's like if your vanilla yogurt was a crystal ball into our social media-obsessed future—creepy, addictive, and turning everyone into mindless zombies craving more. Join us as we explore how this gooey, marshmallow-like trea…
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"One way in. No way out" 2018's hottest movie is Annihilation. This movie has everything: shimmering walls, mutant alligators, and talking plants. This sci-fi thriller is like if Darwin and David Lynch designed a bio-dome. Picture this: Natalie Portman, a grieving biologist, leads a team of equally tormented scientists into a glittery, rainbow-colo…
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