BANG! It's the Ménage à Trois Radio swan song! Live from the UCB Theatre in Chelsea, the Lovers host one last orgy with Kaki King, Gary Richardson, Griffin Newman, and of course, Hoz. Peep the hilariously touching video tribute to Ménage à Trois Radio featuring some of the program's sexiest past guests right here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84…

Whoosh! Comedic wonder Colin Burgess blows by, and let's just say, he's like the wind to the hot n bothered Lovers! Colin feels his twin's orgasm, Diana shits in someone else's ass and Murf pens the perfect Tindr prof; meanwhile, Hoz jerks off into an ancient sock. Hit up colinburgess.net, follow @Colinoscopy and don’t miss Colin’s weekly novelty m…

Lights, camera, perfection! The Lovers become comedy writer & performer Kristen Bartlett's instagram husband and everybody faves! Kristen adopts a randy rat, Murf hums a sensual tune and Diana gets an early morning boner; meanwhile, Hoz jerks off to a Sean Spicer clipping. Hit up KristenBartlett.com, follow @KristenCheeks, and watch SNL!…

Frozen in time! The Lovers go in on a Groupon with stand-up Jim Tews for botox in their buttholes, and those brown eyes are lookin' TIGHT! Jim shows off his wrinkly dick, Diana frenches Nana and Murf makes a splash in the comments section; meanwhile, Hoz makes love to a pussy...cat :( Head on over to jimtews.com and follow him @jimtews. Don’t miss …

Wee-oo-wee-oo! The sex ambulance cums for the Lovers and Mister James Dwyer cuz they get too horny live on stage! James takes a sexy cow out on the town, Diana kicks Guy Fieri in the nads and Murf gets his dick stuck in a bottle; meanwhile, Hoz get braces to finally play The Mask. Follow @JamesBDwyer and peep jamesbdwyer.com; visit the UCB Theatre …

FEED YOUR HEAD! Cartoonist and filmmaker Hilary Campbell joins the Lovers on a sensually psychedelic voyage through Sextown and everyone peaks! Hilary O-pines, Diana shows off her pencil dick and Murf grays out; meanwhile, Hoz freezes to death. Head on over to CartoonsbyHilary.com and follow her @cartoonsbyhil. Also grab her delightful new book: Br…

At the Copa! COPACABANA! The Lovers fall in love and lose their minds with the hottest man north of Havana, producer and comedic angel Orlando Olier. Orlando adopts 15 dogs, Diana tries anal and Murf shows off his rainbow genitals; meanwhile, Hoz drinks a seltzer. For a great time, hit up orlandoolier.com and follow @RandomOrlando!…

FFFTTT! That's the sound of the Lovers swiping right on Miz Marcia Belsky, stand-up, writer and misandrist extraordinaire! Marcia gives Pepsi zero stars, Murf gets a clean bill of health on his scoliosis exam and Diana makes love to a G train; meanwhile, Hoz jerks off to Trump's infamous Access Hollywood recording. Hit up marciabelsky.com, follow @…

Ring! Ring! Hello...? The Lovers answer with their very first four-way phone sex episode! Diana & Murf are joined on the horn by Lauren Cook & Kurt Braunohler. The hotline is on fire with tales of religious romance, Golden Girls, and of course some funky sex/marry/kill scenarios for the ages. Check out Kurt & Lauren's new audio series, Wedlock with…

Cha-ching! Sex sells! Comedy baller Sarah Grace Welbourn stops by the sack shack and the Lovers buy a bunch! Sarah Grace's nips have a change of heart, Murf is all dressed up with no place to go and Diana becomes a sister-wife; meanwhile, a text becomes a sext when Hoz mistakes his phone for his penis. Hit up sarahgracewelbourn.com for more Sarah G…

It's After Dark LIVE from the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in Chelsea, and we get nice & loose with actor/comedian/musician Patrick Noth! Diana soars through the sky, Murf dives into the audience, Hoz brings the hype, and Patrick sheds light on the history of LaCroix. Follow Patrick @PatrickNoth & peep his series Cooking in the Trap on Comedy C…

Caw-CAW! The eagle has landed, and that eagle is comedian extraordinaire Miz Alison Klemp! Let's just say she ruffles a few tail feathers in the Lovers' nest :) Alison makes love to a ghost, Murf tries to warm his cold buns and Diana runs over a deer; meanwhile, Hoz is found with a teen boy in a local motel. Get more Alison at AlisonKlemp.com, and …

Pump pump! The Lovers are swol to welcome writer, comedian and actor Sudi Green into their workout makeout! Sudi takes a tantalizing trip to the emergency room, Murf gets Double Stuf'd and Diana mails a very hairy package; meanwhile, Hoz leaves his secret sex list on the coffee table. Y’all don’t have to say “Ciao” to Sweet Sudi, just go watch cool…

POP! That's the sound of Casey Jost wigglin' through your eardrums as he joins the Lovers for some Q (just the) tip talk! Casey opines on future sex, Diana makes love to the elderly and Murf vacations on Staten Island; meanwhile, Hoz tweets while masturbating. Get more Casey—go check him out at ‘youtube.com/caseyjost’ and follow him @CaseyJost & @L…

POP! That's the sound of Casey Jost wigglin' through your ear drums as he joins the Lovers for some Q (just the) tip talk! Casey opines on future sex, Diana makes love to the elderly and Murf vacations on Staten Island; meanwhile, Hoz tweets while masturbating. Get more Casey—go check him out at ‘youtube.com/caseyjost’ and follow him @CaseyJost & @…

Pop pop, fizz fizz! Oh what a release it is! Comedian and artist Arti Gollapudi stops by for some Lambrusco and we all explode! Arti finds an extra hole, Murf becomes a wedding planner and Diana gets laid in the parking lot; meanwhile, Hoz learns about bunnies. Get more Arti over at ArtiGollapudi.com and follow her adventures @ArtiParty. Don't miss…

Sl-u-u-rp! Noah Forman of Improvised Seinfeld and the Chris Gethard show speaks to the Lovers about cockhey rules and regulations. Smoking marijuana gives the men boobs, and Diana and Ryan Gosling still have the same birthday after all these years. Follow Noah on Twitter (https://twitter.com/nforman)and check him out in the UCB NY shows Improvised …

Boiiiing! Comedian and fine artist Mary Houlihan stopped by the candy shop for some cum drops with the Lovers! Mary falls head over heals for a puppet, Murf makes love to an old movie and Diana learns to drive a car...the hard way; meanwhile, Hoz's nipples get so small that he dies. Treat yourself to a painting by Mary, or a live show starring Mary…

It puts the potion in the basket or else it gets SOAKED with Chris Fleming and the Lovers! Chris shares tragic emu stories, Diana wikis love, Murf contemplates human meat and Hoz hands out chubs.Oleh Ménage à Trois Radio

Wee-oo, wee-oo! Bust out the restraining order cuz the Lovers' #1 fan, Miz Jane Hammer, done pulled up! Jane finally explains the corndog's appeal, as Murf and Diana braid each others' pubes; meanwhile, Hoz learns the facts of life...the hard way. Follow Sweet Jane on all her soc-media accounts @girltakeiteasy, and check out #nailmatchymatchy—it's …

Hide yer kids! Sensual comedic stallion, Mr. Dom Manzolillo, galloped into the Lovers' boudoir and burned the fucker down with his hot moves! Dom loses a testicle, Murf combines cocaine and molly for a s'experience, and Diana screws her accountant; meanwhile, Hoz tries to hump a student and goes to jail. Keep an eye out for Dom's next performance o…

Sebastian Conelli joins the lovers live from UCBT Chelsea.Oleh Ménage à Trois Radio

Yeehaw! Hold on to your horses, 'cause the Lovers welcome Miz Carly Ann Filbin to their boner barn and she's stirring up lots o' love trouble! Carly Ann tickles Hoz till he pees, Diana lusts after Jafar from Aladdin and Murf has a HUGE sack; meanwhile, Hoz drowns in his own piss, never having paid his taxes :( Don't miss seeing Carly Ann in action …

Ho daddy! Comedian, Robert Dean jumps into our slippery wagon for some love bumps and let just say this horse ain't smooth. Robert picks a dog name, Murf's privates buffer, Diana gets locked in a closet and Hoz is now a ghost. Goto Robert Dean Museum Sunday, January 29, 2017 at Littlefield! Tickets here: http://ticketf.ly/2iECarJ…

It's Ménage à Trois After Dark LIVE from the UCB Theatre in Chelsea! Silver bells are ringin' and blingin' cuz NYC comic & love guru, Miz Lynn Bixenspan, rode her reindeer all the way to our holiday California King! Lynn converts to an elf religion for love, Murf sticks a candy cane up his peehole and Diana burns her junk rubbing one out on a heate…

Put that cyanide away, cuz comedy maven Miz Amanda Duarte stopped by and put rose-colored glasses on the Lovers with her sensual sorcery. Amanda bundles for the holidays, Diana balls Santa and Murf makes sweet love to the Taco Bell menu; meanwhile, Hoz dies in a fire. Get more Amanda-D @duarteamanda and don't miss her monthly show Dead Darlings, wh…

Is that Johnny Carson over there? NO! It's comedian and expert podcaster, Mister Andy Beckerman, who turns the Lovers on with his clever charms. Andy experiences politically-induced celibacy, Diana does a sex show for cats and Murf kicks back whilst wearing only tube socks; meanwhile, Hoz's dick smells like cheese. Go subscribe to both of Andy's aw…

It's a hot bird! It's a fuck plane! It's comedian Josie Long zipping across the pond to party with the Lovers! Miz Long delights and the three become fast fuckers over some sensual wine product. Josie makes love to her barrister, Murf makes Sister Act 3 and Diana sports a merkin; meanwhile, Hoz learns how to pack his bras. Don't miss 'Something Bet…

No episode this week lovers, but to tide you over here's a special bonus track. We love you all, and we're thankful for your ears. We'll see ya next week!Oleh Ménage à Trois Radio

Ssss! Comedian and writer James III slithers into the dong den and charms the pants off the Lovers! James falls deeply in love, Diana can't piss after a massive bone sesh and Murf jazzes off to Instagram's greatest hits; meanwhile, Hoz eats a poisonous snake in search of virility and dies. Go peep james3rdcomedy.com for all things James. Stop by th…

Snap on some rubber gloves, because Ben "The Hoz" Hosley is this week's dirt boy! After 100 episodes as producer Ben shows why he's a monster, Murf takes too much acid and Diana is all giggles. For more hoz-jinks follow him @benhosley on Twitter.Oleh Ménage à Trois Radio

Bubble bubble, tug 'n' RUBble! All around comedic gem, Miz Morgan Miller, joins us in the sensual soda shop and let's just say the aspartame was a'flowin! Morgan gives all tits a "10," Murf takes a tug trip to Squirrel Heaven and Diana pre-cums while shopping; meanwhile, Hoz jerks off to cop porn. Again. Don't miss Miz Miller's upcoming show at Bar…

Cackle! Put on your scariest sex mask cause Dru Johnston stopped by the hump castle to give out ear candies to all our dear listeners. Dru discovers caffeine and booze don’t mix well with maggots, Murf eats all the Reese’s, Diana authors a self-help book and Hoz is sick pile of hot garbage! Trick and treat him every him every Saturday at the UCB Ch…

AIR HORN! Bust out the salad cuz TV star Brett Davis is in the house and we're all getting tossed! Brett pines for an elderly Anthony Kiedis, Diana does a 69 piece puzzle and Murf swings from [the] chandelier; meanwhile, Hoz dies trying to make love to a poisonous snake who's "very good at math." Do not miss The Special Without Brett Davis every We…

Slurp! Improviser and filmmaker Sir Lou Gonzalez stops by the threeway glory hole and there's not a dry crevasse in the joint! Lou invents a condom-flavored condom, Diana buys a Trump mask for sex and Murf jazzes all over the Macy's perfume counter; meanwhile, Hoz tries to 69 himself and dies. Find Lou online at @angrylou and in person most Tuesday…

Suckle, suckle! Fine artist and comedian Miz Lorelei Ramirez joined us in the bang barn and this tantalizing trifecta slurped and burped till the cows came home and boned. Lorelei finds an equine orifice deep in her phone, Murf tongues a saucer and Diana joins the cum choir; meanwhile, Hoz discovers Gollum has been living in his underpants. Say "hi…

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away... The Lovers had a threesome with George Lucas live at the UCB Theatre in Chelsea! George explains his preference for length over girth when it comes to light sabers, Murf argues a crucifix can be used for pleasure, and Diana questions the Go-Gurt flavors in the Star Wars universe. Roman Pietrs of The Magi…

Squirt! The Lovers are joined by comedy & music legend Mr. Shane O'Neill in their water bed and the juices, they are a'flowing! Shane faps to some racy 16th century engravings, Diana faps to farts and Murf faps to nude celebs a decade after the photos surface; meanwhile, Hoz does lift & carry with his mom's ex-husband. Get more Shane by following t…

Punch! Stud Vacation Jason AKA Riley Soloner stopped by the sex studio for a banana rub and we made one helluva fruit salad. Riley IDs the red bump on Hoz's dick, Murf crashes a wedding and Diana does some light munging; meanwhile Hoz dies and gets dead-humped by his cousin. Get more of Mr. Soloner by following @VacationJason and checking out Seaso…

Sssss-ha! We sobered up with stand-up and activist, Mr. Jamie Kilstein, over black coffee and some red hot lovin'. Jamie contracts Zika, Diana changes her last name to Ass and Murf humps the AC; meanwhile, Hoz makes a list of lovers past and it's very short. Follow this hopeless romantic @jamiekilstein and don’t sleep on his new album, ‘A Bit Much.…

Splash! This gleesome threesome heads down to the ole water park for some interspecies blowhole action! Anna unfortch drowns in pubes, Diana beats off some chubby chasers and Murf rubs one out at the Vietnam Veterans Memorial; Meanwhile, Hoz doesn't even show up for the goddamn show :( Go buy Anna's book right now and follow this sweet 'n' sassy la…

Cheers! We popped both bottles of champagne and cherries with darling comedic scamp, Kristen Acimovic, and the rest is history! Kristen takes a pre-marital dick pic, Murf bones a ghost and Diana plants pubes at a crime scene; meanwhile, Hoz runs off with the juggalos. Again. Follow Miz Acimovic @Yackimovic and check out her latest shows, Do This No…

10001101010101011010—we went analog AF with comedian & dope MC, Mr. Lee Chin, and all our records got gooey! Lee romanced a sexbot, Diana nuked her KY and Murf spied a huge wang; meanwhile, Hoz made chunky guacamole in his pants. Again. For more L-Chin, follow the gent @iamleechin, peep his rad vids at theflama.com and watch his videos on UCB Comed…

Guitar solo! The Lovers welcome Brooklyn band Savoir Adore frontman, Mr. Paul Hammer, into their jam sesh and everyone jizzes in the chord of G. Paul uncovers a family secret, Murf makes a love playlist and Diana buys a cat; meanwhile, Hoz burns his dick off with hot lube. For more P-Hamz, head on over to SavoirAdore.com, check out their new album,…

They say the neon lights are bright on Broadway, and it's true! Mr. Michael Hartney, star of Broadway's School of Rock musical joins us on the slippery sex stage and we all do jizz hands! Michael decides to move to Canada, Murf becomes friendly with an erotic elf and Diana goes blind; meanwhile, Hoz jerks off to his neighbors' moaning. Don't miss S…

Pas de bourrée! Dancer and comedic actor, Miz Mani, sashayed right into the Lovers' arms for a deeply passionate threeway! Sunita rubs one out on the shitter, Diana marries her step-bro and Murf strips for a twomp; meanwhile, Hoz turns into a swan! Get more Sunita on Instagram /sunitamani and watch MR ROBOT on USA, it’s a great show! Also, head on …

Here we go now! The Lovers get downright funky with legendary Bronx rapper, Kool Keith! Kool Keith reminisces about how much sexier New York was back in the day, Diana looks for a body attached to her dildo, and Murf searches for an issue of Black Tail magazine; meanwhile Hoz plays God and passes down the Ten Commandments. You gotta follow Kool Kei…

Landed! Delightful D'Arcy Carden, an A+ actor and comedian, flew in from LA for a throbbing threesome, and boy are her arms tired! D'Arcy butters up the crowd, Murf opines on a stinky scrote and Diana takes a jizz-snooze; meanwhile, Hoz pokes holes in his condoms. Follow lovely lass D'Arcy @DarcyCarden and look for her in the upcoming NBC comedy, G…

Ding dong, the witch is dead! And Mr. Julio Torres has popped up in her place to have a tantalizing threesome with the Lovers! Julio discovers his sensual silver aura, Diana gets a dog and Murf falls asleep mid-coitus; meanwhile, Hoz throws his back out trying to make love to his own knee pit. For all things Julio, peep the ravishing spaceprincejul…

Buckle up for this very special Ménage à Quatre, live from the UCB Theatre in Chelsea! The Lovers go on a feisty double date with delectable punk rock duo Shellshag! Murf drops trou, Diana wishes an audience member a happy 18th birthday, and Shellshag comes bearing gifts; meanwhile, Hoz gets handsy with some cookies. Follow Shellshag on Twitter @sh…