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Paris: The Memoir Part 3 -- she is risen! Comedians Molly Mulshine & Sara Armour resurrect their coverage of Paris Hilton's memoir. For Part 4 and a deep dive of Paris Hilton's chart and relationships, Join the Patreon!
1:35 Paris blackmails father, Rick Hilton into removing her from Provo before her 18th birthday.
2:11 Catholic guilt, secrets and sin
4:03 Paris is too traumatized to sleep at night but uses insomnia for buiz dev. By day she continues to get kicked out of every private school she can.
5:50 Models eat garbage!
8:00 Burner phones & w accidentally dodging Kim K on TV
9:45 Cater & Courtney Reun’s key questions for entrepreneurs
11:05 Steps to self-reinvention & how to be your own manager
11:55 Harvey Weinstein creepy bathroom story
13:13 Pathological fear of embarrassment?
17:17 Enter first boyfriend after Provo, SCUM, aka Rick Salomon aka cameraman, co-star, and seller of coerced sex tape “1 Night in Paris." Don’t date older men.
19:25 Is Paris asexual? Frigid? Sapiosexual? Venus in Aquarius. Mars in Pisces.
21:17 Molly parties with Paris party in “VIP” at NYFW event
22:50 Saving yourself for marriage. “Playing hard to get” and the dance of the masculine and feminine. Quaaludes. Pisces Intensity. Capricorn Mommy supremacy.
26:55 Nancy Jo Sales profiles Paris for Vanity Fair
32:07 Molly interviews Paris in her NYC apt / portrait gallery. US vs UK hustle culture. Star-studded NYC events.
36:26 Conrad Hilton is supportive!
36:47 The Simple Life era
38:35 Paris gets an abortion & a right to privacy
40:13 Sex tape released right before The Simple Life premieres. Simple Life is a hit. Infamy works.
44:09 Paris has talents!
45:40 The rise of selfie culture.
46:25 Paris works hard, you guys! Hires Elliot Mintz as publicist.
48:40 Non-consensual Playboy cover ... like Marilyn Monroe...
50:14 “Sorry, not sorry” and "no shame" for bullying. South Park bullies Paris, wishes death upon Selena Gomez
54:57 Paris says she voted for Trump which was not true, she didn't even vote. Barely mentions boyfriends. Many mentions of Demi Lovato / Taco Bell.
57:36 Scammer Karma. Being with Kim K.
58:37 DUI. Probation. Second Arrest.
1:02:11 Sarah Silverman apologizes for mean jokes. Like people, comedy evolves!
1:03:39 The importance of punching up. Zooming in on husband, Carter Reun.
1:04:49 Paris faces solitary confinement in Provo and later jail. Breaking karmic patterns. Saturn & doing work.
1:09:08 The Paris Hilton character people love to hate. Trauma, nudity, and controlled embarrassment.
Oh-- and it was LA Reid not Lou Reed...
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