ThanksKilling
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Ep 33 - "ThanksKilling" 2008
"Gobble, Gobble, Mother F*cker"
" . . . So the jock decides to meet up with the gang at the Rednecks house minus the hoe to commiserate and have a beer cuz that makes more sense than calling the police or trying to stop the turkey or quit acting. The hoe however is at her house with random dude and … I’ll spare you the details, but it’s the turkey rape scene.
A more disturbing moment has never been caught on Cinema before or after non-consensual ghost puppet poultry beastiality and this is supposed to be a comedy.
Ever want to know what a turkey looks like having an orgasm? Boy then you are in luck. The turkey delivers the zinger “You’ve been stuffed” before putting her out of our misery . . . "
Welcome to the Silver Screen Cesspool, where we review the poo! With your host, the surveyor of sh*tty cinema, the mocker of moronic movies, the "Terror of Tiny Town," the last known survivor of "Battlefield Earth," the one of many, Allen Smithee!
Written, Directed, & Starring Allen Smithee
Assistant Director, Producer & Stunt Coordinator Allen Smithee
BoomMic Operator, Sound Editing, & Music Allen Smithee
Construction Coordinator The Amazing Rando
MakeUp Crayola
Catering Soylent Corp
Allen Smithee will be back in Return of the Curse of the Planet of Prehistoric Bikini Ninjas Vs Kingdom of the Bride of the Killer Shark Cheerleaders 2: Electric Boogaloo
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