Getting Ordained Online: Humans, Pets, and the Gnomean Perspective

Gnome Talk

Get ordained at: https://www.churchofgnome.org/

🌟 Becoming a Minister in the Church of Gnome: Humans and Pets Welcome! 🌟

In this episode of Gnome Talk, we explore what it truly means to be an ordained minister in the Church of Gnome—whether you’re human or one of our newly recognized pet ministers! Yes, you heard that right. From officiating weddings to blessing kibble bowls, the Church of Gnome has opened up the sacred path of ordination to both people and their beloved animal companions.

📌 What We Cover in This Episode:

The historical role of ministers and how the Church of Gnome reimagines it for everyone.

Why you don’t need a theology degree—or even a specific belief system—to become a Gnomean Minister.

Our newly launched Pet Ordainment Program, already featuring ordained dogs, a pig, and even a python!

The Gnomean Principles that guide our ministers, blending joy, gratitude, and harmony with nature.

Practical tips on how to get ordained online, including reminders to check local laws for officiating weddings.

✨ Ready to Get Ordained?

Becoming a minister is easy, free, and open to anyone (or any pet) who embodies the spirit of love, connection, and the occasional gnome pun. Visit churchofgnome.org to join our growing global community and grab an ordainment package to make it official!

💡 Proverb of the Episode:

“A heart that celebrates others creates ceremonies worth remembering.”

🐾 Don’t Forget the Grand Paw:

This episode wouldn’t be complete without honoring Phantom, the Grand Paw of the Church of Gnome, who inspires us all with his unwavering loyalty, joy, and dignified naps.

🎧 Where to Listen:

Catch this episode on all major podcast platforms or watch the video version here on YouTube or at churchofgnome.org. Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and share this episode with anyone who might want to ordain themselves—or their pet!

Gnome Blessings to you all! 🧙‍♂️👒