Spray tans, foot cream & suicide drivers
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Have you heard about that product on Amazon that has 500 5-star reviews? The one you didn’t buy because it has just 1 really bad review? If you’re like Rebecca and Jason, you listen to the complainers before you purchase. Right on! Rebecca gets ripped off with a fake tan so she takes life by the balls and becomes a certified sprayer of the tan. FYI, you can grab your balls but you should never spray your balls. You’re welcome. Now all Rebecca’s friends will have an eternal tan in the sunshine state. Let that sink in like a foot cream you keep using despite your foot looking like it’s moldy and about to fall off (like some lady complained about on Amazon).
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