455 – Space, Geeks, and Galactus

Jay & Miles X-Plain the X-Men

In which Roadhouse is basically a Wolverine story; Spider-Man does crimes; space names are derivative; there are lots of good reasons to yell at Professor Xavier; the X-Men do Doctor Who; Galactus is not interested in your puny human feelings; Marrow gets a new look; the Skrulls need a crash course in UI; and we overthink bones.

X-PLAINED:

• The time the Skrulls did “A Piece of the Action”
• The trouble with benevolent dictatorships
• X-Men #89-90
• Uncanny X-Men #370
• A New York City that is not in fact New York City
• “Spider-Man”
• A ruse
• Faces
• Skrull problems
• Mar-Vell
• Adam Warlock
• Sass vs. joviality
• Skrull Cop City
• Disguises
• Nova (Frankie Raye)
• How Galactus eats planets
• Condiments
• Several melees
• Bone pubes
• Skrull UI
• Whether Moopsy could drink Wolverine’s bones
• X-Musicals

NEXT EPISODE: The return of Douglock!

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The Roald Dahl short story whose title Jay couldn’t recall is “Beware of the Dog.”

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