Mercy! (Bachelor in paradise, golden bachelor, dating, relationships, mental health, academia)

Bachademia

• Welcome
• Questions of the day: In honor of Mari and Kenny’s super real, not at all fake and staged wedding with none of their friends and family and full of absolute strangers…What is your all time favorite fake television wedding?
• We made it. The end of another season of Bachelor in Paradise.
  • This was a freaking THREE HOUR EPISODE. No thank you
  • Mari/Kenny Wedding-was Wells your favorite part too?
    • Conspiracy-do you think the producers told them if they did a fake ceremony on the show, their actual wedding with people they love and care about would be paid for by the franchise?
    • Oh look…Blake is back…
  • Couples not making it through the first 5 min: Jess and Tanner
  • Couples not making it past the wedding: Mercedes and that guy who nobody knows…aka…Jordan
  • Final Five Couples-Jess says they have to make a decision. Almost everyone panics.
    • Kylee and Aven
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    • Sam and Peter
• Olivia and MIchael
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• Eliza and Aaron are heading to fantasy suites
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• Kat and John Henry are heading to fantasy suites
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• A montage of the last ten weeks using one of my favorite songs happens next. (Waiting for a Star to Fall) and then recaps. The Aven/Kylee one is awkward…better than the entire season-they also make fun of Blake’s obsession with being in the franchise-
  • Aaron and Eliza have hit a speedbump-no more details
  • Kat and JH are happily engaged
  • Jesse Palmer and his wife are expecting
• Lessons Learned?
• City Shout Out - Sovereign Nation of Bachelor
• Farewell