#1: Olly's Bustin' Out!

An Endless Redundancy with Olly Woods

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Kind of like Herbie's Magical Adventure or some shit like that. Total Herb.
Get it, though? It's like a misambiguation of a whole lot of culture by referencing a funk song as a white Irish person (habitually in England to be fair(to be sure)), especially in this day-and-age. Right? I mean... I'm not DJ Qualls or anything, but I'd say... Tone down the cultural appropriation. White boi. Ironically.
To be honest with you though, I've been taking these small statistics very seriously, and I'm glad you're here to hear me out - or gravely misinterpret what I say/persistently fail to understand my sense of humour/disagree frankly with me as a person. Fair play.
Glad I woke up on a Monday morning, and did this instead of dying inside underneath striplights that shine more positivity on me than anybody I work with here... Ah, it's just my Kitchenette. And I complainy moany bitchy fucking gripe the whole way through this, with some dissatisfying pay-offs, indeed.
It's a very late podcast. I do indeed apologise.
My computer also cuts out minor seconds from some of my speech, so if it drops the ball, you may not have heard something correctly. Perhaps my balls were in your ears whilst I was keeping them bouncing in the air.
[THAT LAST BIT WAS ME TAKING A HINT OF DISMAY AND DEPRECATION TO MY OWN SENSE OF SELF - SUBSCRIBE] [not that bit in italics however. that was a separate pandering, lick.]

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"I never thought to say this originally, because I wouldn't like to lose myself in a Social-Vacuum-Esque Hellscape.
Purely if you think I have something to be understood, or anything of value...
Then, and, only then.
Be a Fan.
I'm opening up the idea of conversational ramblings. I think I'm naturally born reactionary, but instilled within silence. Don't be silent...? I'm a rational Human-Rights advocate, and I create my own kindness adverse to systems of Politics, wherever possible. However I'm Just not a fan of Tories. Irony, however... makes me look at Hugh Dennis differently. Like a Human. Not a Toffee. Or John Cleese. Or countless other wealthy Artists I, "couldn't possibly", relate to."
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