Back with another minisode, where we’re ranking this weekend’s holiday movies—A Carol for Two, Our Holiday Story, and Holiday Mismatch—in our scientifically snarky tier system. From “annoyingly good” to “snoozefest,” we’re here to break down which movies are worth your time, which are just watchable, and which are only good for the snark. Brace you…

Welcome to Someplace, Vermont, where straight people find every way to avoid talking about who they are or how they feel, and where $25 apparently saves 10 children—what a deal! This is a story of “when you know, you know,” except… when you don’t, you still do? We had a lot of questions with this one, like, is the daughter trying to kill off her bo…

Back with another minisode, where we’re ranking this weekend’s holiday movies—Operation Nutcracker, The Christmas Charade, and The 5-Year Christmas Party—in our scientifically snarky tiered ranking system. From “annoyingly good” to “snoozefest,” we’re here to break down which movies are worth your time, which are just watchable, and which are only …

One of the most snarkable movies we’ve seen in a long time, featuring a top-five snarkable moment—a five-story, one-handed rope slide (rope burn, anyone?) into a Christmas inflatable. So many twists in this one our necks hurt (her parents were also FBI agents??). Tara learned she wouldn’t make it as a spy due to her inability to pocket text—guess s…

It’s the debut of our snark-filled minisode! This week, we’re putting three holiday contenders—'Twas the Date Before Christmas, Holiday Crashers, and Scouting for Christmas—through the ultimate ranking test. From “annoyingly good” to “snoozefest,” we’re dishing out the verdicts on what’s worth watching, what’s just watchable, and what’s only good f…

If you’ve ever wondered what Wedding Crashers would look like dipped in Christmas glitter and wrapped in a Hallmark bow, look no further. While Toni and Justin are two bland bananas, Justin’s hair definitely deserves its own IMDb page. We’re still not sure how he managed to get past all the lying—or maybe he’s just really into F1 and doula role-pla…

We're back and kicking off season six of Hallmark Snark with our very own Countdown to Christmas 2024 preview special. Join us on our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. Follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and X.Oleh Hallmark Snark

Ever thought, this science exhibit needs more Christmas? If so, and you're in Kansas, you must check out this hub-of-the-community planetarium featuring reindeer rockets, 90s clip art, and shopping mall NASA. Nothing says Kansas like curling. Join us for Episode 2 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas mov…

We are kicking off season five of Hallmark Snark with our very own Countdown to Christmas 2023 preview special. Join us on our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. Follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.Oleh Hallmark Snark

One of the silliest and most fun movies we've seen from Hallmark. Still...we had some questions. Is a cul-de-sac the right place for a tree lighting or Christmas carnival? How long has Pamela lived in this neighborhood? Will Ned find a good therapist? How does a Santa sprain his lap? Also, we share our week 5 movie rankings for Inventing the Christ…

This was a movie made for the heteros. A thirst trap comedy with great comedic delivery and even less feminism. We laughed, we cringed, but overall we worried about the safety of the baby. Also, we share our week 4 movie rankings for In Merry Measure, The Royal Nanny, Christmas at the Golden Dragon, and Our Italian Christmas Memories. Join us for E…

This one is for all the people who wished that Pitch Perfect had been a made-for-tv Christmas movie. We learn that high schoolers can sing in complex harmonies with no effort and a leading men can wear glasses. Also, we share our week 3 movie rankings for A Magical Christmas Village; Lights, Camera, Christmas; All Saints Christmas; and A Maple Vall…

A woman is roped into working as a costume director on a movie set under questionable conditions and then turns down two other jobs with similarly questionable conditions. Hallmark is making fun of itself with this one! Also, we share our week 2 movie rankings for A Cozy Christmas Inn, Jolly Good Christmas, Ghosts of Christmas Always, and Christmas…

This one is all about the tea with CCB. Honestly, Lauren was lucky to get out before Andy's poor business decisions dragged her down. Erica, now knows the family secret and there's no getting out. I guess, that's Garland for ya! Also, we share our week 1 movie rankings for Noel Next Door, We Wish You a Married Christmas, A Kismet Christmas, and We …

The most sympathetic Scrooge of all time encounters dozens of jerks and one physics-defying bunny. Also, tampons? And we introduce our new tiered ranking system for the season! Join us for Episode 2 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. Follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.…

We are kicking off season four of Hallmark Snark with our very own Countdown to Christmas 2022 preview special. Join us on our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. Follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.Oleh Hallmark Snark

Snark Attack! Our leading female owns an unsuccessful toy store that’s sinking into the ocean. She’s betrayed by her friends who sell out to a man who works too much and has a shoplifting daughter. Sadly, there were no actual mermaids in this one. Join us for Episode 6 of our snarky adventures into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christm…

This movie had one of the biggest plot holes of all time and was an ad for the worst ancestry/DNA website in the world. We were on the edge of our seats waiting to see how it would all be resolved. Spoiler - they just ignored the results. Who needs science when you have photographs and scanadian love? Join us for Episode 5 of our snarky adventure i…

Angie, a successful neurosurgeon, realizes she shouldn't have focused on her career of saving lives, but rather spending more time with her family at Christmas. Luckily a time traveling train takes her back to common sense and the love of her life. Also, there's an actual Christmas magic worm hole in this one. Choo Choo! Join us for Episode 4 of ou…

This should have been a story about coyotes, but instead it was about marmots, lesbians, and parents who just want to retire. Oh, and there was a man, Dylan, and a woman, Paige, who decided to go into business together and start dating after a week. Join us for Episode 3 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christ…

Olivia can taste dirt and Jack doesn't believe in diversifying crops. Together, these two tree heads save the town's Christmas tree lighting from our first true Hallmark villain and his twin henchman. Side note - neither you or me were in this movie, so the title confused us a lot. Join us for Episode 2 of our snarky adventure into watching, discus…

We are kicking off season three of Hallmark Snark with our very own Countdown to Christmas 2021 preview special. Sadly there were not any Candy Cam Christmas balls this year. Join us on our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. Follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.…

Welcome back to part two of #TheSnarkies, a podcast award show honoring all the snarkiness of the Hallmark Christmas movie season with co-hosts Bad Christmas Movie Bingo. Join us this episode as we award winners for many hilarious categories such as Best Bad Christmas Movie Bingo Movie, FA-LA-LA-LA Fashion Fails, Problematic Props, and finally crow…

Introducing #TheSnarkies, a podcast award show honoring all the snarkiness of the Hallmark Christmas movie season with co-hosts Bad Christmas Movie Bingo. Join us in this episode for part one of The Snarkies where we highlight the top snarkable moments of the season, reveal the most obvious COVID hair, decide which Hallmark trend should retire, awa…

In this royal holiday romp, everyone in the kingdom of Ancadia relearns a creepy and dark Christmas carol, while Lila teaches the future king, Whitaker, how to rule his land using a wishing horse. Be sure to wait until the third time around on the carousel or your wish won't come true! Join us for Episode 17 of our snarky adventure into watching, d…

When Cheryl goes back in the past, she fixes a Christmas tree topper and the love she never knew she always had. And all we have to say is poor Ms. Nelson. Join us for Episode 16 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. Follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.…

When we first heard that KFC and Lifetime joined together to create a mini movie we didn't think it was real. It was and it was delicious. Join us for this ridiculous and tasty bonus episode as we meet Harland Sanders as played by Mario Lopez. Follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.…

While we didn't get the cozy murder mystery the title suggestions, we are left wondering why Kayleigh picks a stalker boss over her ex, a high school sweetheart of 22 years (we did the math), even if he has commitment issues. Join us for Episode 14 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. Follow us @…

If you found yourselves lost and confused in this made-for-TV Wizard of Oz Christmas romance, you are not alone. In this episode we try to make sense of one of the most confusing Hallmark Christmas movies ever made. Join us for Episode 13 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. Follow us @HallmarkSn…

A retired park ranger runs a surprise inn into the ground, while his family puts on an immersive theater experience for their two guests. We are joined by @realdonnywood this week as we snark on Five Star Christmas. Join us for Episode 12 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. Follow us @HallmarkSn…

As the result of a head injury during a TWO-MILE, three-legged-wreath-race, Mr. Brian Bright miraculously falls in love with Christmas and his rigid co-host, Ms. Melissa Merry. And in honor of Snarksgiving week, we are joined by Tara's brother, Seth, and sister in-law, Caroline. Nothing says family like lovingly snarking together. Join us for Episo…

Tara and Austin bring you their definitive rankings for both the Hallmark's Countdown to Christmas and Miracles of Christmas premieres. Whether you need help deciding which movies to catch up or want to argue the veritable merits of The Angel Tree, there's something here for everyone. From our home to yours, we wish you a very merry Snarksgiving! F…

Let's be clear - We came for the gay and stayed for the magic. We also humbly demand that Handsome Justice and Marvelous Jim get their own spin off shows. Join us for Episode 9 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. Follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.…

The hills are alive with the sound of Christmas Markets and imposter children. You'll definitely want some strudel after watching this Rick Steves adventure through Vienna. Join us for Episode 8 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. Follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.…

An impulsive internet journalist is convinced that people would rather read about an old ring than take a quiz to find out which reindeer they are. We rooted for the quizzes and sided with the "villainess" boss in this one. Join us for miniEpisode 7 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. Follow us …

After a woman clotheslines an unsuspecting man with a Christmas tree, she traps him in her guest house and they come up with the innovative idea to use "video chat" to bring people closer together. Spoiler alert she definitely kisses a man in a christmas sweater in this one. Join us for Episode 6 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, a…

App developers show us that extreme Christmas office decor is not safe and that there are a lot of #Hynies out there. Also, meet Snowbow, the totally not terrifying Christmas Clown (trademark pending). Join us for miniEpisode 5 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. Follow us @HallmarkSnark on Face…

A plucky nurse/inn keeper's daughter eats a donut, and meets a grumpy prince, who suffers a footwear malfunction. Meanwhile, the town's mayor and royal security guard are getting it on in the snow. Join us for Episode 4 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. Follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, In…

In this very special Snark Attack episode, Austin learns how to pronounce pianist, Tara declares her undying love for Luke MacFarlane, and we discuss Margot's thick hands. Join us for miniEpisode 3 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.Oleh Hallmark Snark

A Jingle Bell flower takes us to the Jingle Bell Festival with a Jingle Bell Princess who saves the Jingle Bell Bride. Also, there's clearly a moose problem. Join us for Episode 2 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. Follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter. Available on iTune…

Hallmark Snark is back for another season. In this episode we discuss Candy Cam and her magic Christmas balls! Join us for the season preview of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. Follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook and Twitter.Oleh Hallmark Snark

An angel tour guide and a business focused olive find love in Rome. Join us for Episode 12 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. Follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook and twitter. Also, now available on iTunes!Oleh Hallmark Snark

Surprise!! Hallmark trumps a trope in this one when the big city girl goes to a small town and RETURNS to the big city. Join us for Episode 11 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. Follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook and twitter. Also, now available on iTunes!…

DOUBLE FEATURE! In the first movie, we learn about microbursts and, in the second, we discover saying Christmas tree topper in french sounds fancier. Summary of Christmas at the Plaza begins at 26:36. Join us for Episode 9-10 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. Follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebo…

Hallmark brings us a Christmas themed Romeo and Juliet love story, but no one dies, and it has inns. Join us for Episode 8 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies. Follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook and twitter. Also, now available on itunes!Oleh Hallmark Snark

We learn how to order tea that isn't too spritely as a town puts a significant financial burden on the Blue Spruce Inn. Join us for Episode 7 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.Oleh Hallmark Snark

The tiny home trend takes on a whole new meaning for Darcy and Aiden. Join us for Episode 6 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.Oleh Hallmark Snark

Climate change brings excessive snow to Memphis where Miss Harper gets several jobs she's unqualified for this Christmas season. Join us for Episode 5 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.Oleh Hallmark Snark

Hallmark makes a two hour commercial this Christmas to the tune of Love Actually. Join us for Episode 4 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.Oleh Hallmark Snark

We find out the maximum number of Christmas trees you can have in a Chicago apartment this season. Join us for Episode 3 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.Oleh Hallmark Snark