This week, on Almost Never... The lads are talking AI and the future of war, consensual non-monogamy, and the pointless NBA all-star game. Also, Buzzfeed sells Complex for pocket change and Trump puts out doo doo shoes at sneakercon. All this and more, on this week's episode! 02:10 Say my name, how does that make you feel? 06:05 When is it okay to …

This week on Almost Never, the lads are discussing: Formula 1, Dune 2, Tyson v Paul, is Bitcoin back, Jack Harlow fest, NBA Finals, and so much more. 0:01:30 Weekly Recap 0:05:00 Privilege of Optical Care 0:15:30 Dating in LA 0:22:40 Walk Like a Primate 0:30:16 Your Favorite Devil 0:34:00 Chuckleheads Talk Movie 0:47:00 Tyson v Paul FIGHT NIGHT! 0:…

00:00 Intro 01:15 Trailmixer 04:20 Superbowl Recap 18:30 Tease if You Please LA 27:05 Beyonce taking us to the Country 29:35 Trey's Family Dynamics v. Logic 51:30 Good Samaritans and the Chiefs Parade Shooting 1:19:05 Is technology driven by war? 1:26:04 Peace, War, and Sports 1:40:30 What is the last defining artist in the past 10 years? 1:54:00 H…

We had a system failure, but we're back. We got yogurt, tech addiction, and a smartphone detox this week. We sound like a bunch of old heads talking about the rise of micro-dosing, then we discuss the commodifying of psychedelics and what led us to our "spiritual paths". After that, it's Roe Jogen's new spotify deal, cybertruck cuck, Meg v. Nikki, …

We're back with another one, and just in time for the international day of love. This week, we got Kanye's parenting plan feat: Ty Dolla, North West, and their new album Vultures. The first 6 songs are rough, but what about the rest? We also got Killer Mike winning best rap album, Kai Cenat asking, "who is Killer Mike", and Joe Budden v. the Gen z …

We're back again with a whole lot of head-to-head battles. We talk about Kid Cudi's place in the scene. Who is bigger, Doja Cat or Lana Del Rey? Is Coachella played out and is the festival scene over? Then Josh and Trey have a proper K Pop v 90s US pop showdown. Then, the lads talk about what makes a washed artist, and what lets musicians last for …

Can't we all stop doing bad things? Survey says, NO. This week things get heated when Trey tries to back yet another old rich white man who did bad and now has to pay for the consequences of their actions. Does one bad thing make a person bad forever, no. But do reoccurring bad behaviors and harmful actions make a person bad, yes — yes they do. Wha…

We dem lads, and we're back with the TRUTH... or at least some distorted myopic perspective of the truth. NONE THE LESS, we're bringing you cheers, tears, and beers this week! Sean gets a new car, Josh goes to the first non alcoholic bar in LA, and Trey watches Society in the Snow. Then the AN chums dive into cannibalism, fighting monkeys, and the …

Aye! Welcome all to Episode 35 of Almost Never. The lads are going off on this episode. Josh is nose-deep in Grey's Anatomy, Trey has a thing for soju, and Sean asks for more icing in 2024. We question the linguistics of the word "theater", discuss techniques to stay awake at the wheel, and the California coastline is going off! We talk about the b…

Well, well, well... guess who is back? Almost Never — The only Podcast that exists in 2024! We talk about the Katt Williams and Shay Shay interview, the Epstein Files, and the new Chappelle stand-up special. We revisit the Gypsy Rose story and have some hot takes on being introduced back into society. Then we talk the Tetris champion, self-righteou…

Tis the season for joy, cheer, merriment, and Almost Never. For our first holiday special, we made sure to bring you all the goodies and surprises. Things get heated a few times, voices are raised, points are put to rest, and conflicts are mediated. We may not have solved world hunger or peace in the Middle East, but this episode is a classic nonet…

Welcome, Welcome Welcome to the 33rd episode of Almost Never! The podcast that will make the world a better place. If you dream it, you can do it... or something like that. 00:00 Weekly Recap 06:30 No Christmas Bonus 12:00 Joshy Shouts Out 14:00 Nothing for New Years 16:00 Ohtani to LA and Players Getting Paid 26:00 Taylor Swift is Times Person of …

Welcome Welcome Welcome — to Almost Never, the most popular podcast of 2023! This week, we're changing the world! We got masculinity, self control, corn, and dopamine hits. Draymond Green is suspended for wilding out with a 360 death punch. Cyborg overlord front runner, Elon Musk, is slowly planning for his robot takeover — step 1: don't crack the …

WARNING: This episode contains conversations surrounding heinous and abusive relationships / behaviors. Please be mindful of your emotions and experiences while listening and take care of your well-being. We're back with a brand new episode full of fist fights, exploding cars, monkeys, jazz flute, sad music, anime, and shitty dudes. Tune in for ano…

We're Back! The favorite podcast of 8 out of 10 coastal elites! We have a great episode for you. We got deep conversations, space conspiracies, the evil Spotify Take over, and much more. Tune in, tune out, sit up, sit down, and leggo! 00:00 Treys Dealings in the Black Market 06:40 Discussions on Depression, Identity, and Coping 35:30 Filipino Weddi…

It's Josh's bday, so you know we had to do a little something special. We got a good one for you this week, so hold on to your butts!Oleh Almost Never Podcast

Almost Never went to Costa Rica, and we brought friends with us! The lads went down to the land of Pure Vida to celebrate the union of two of our wonderful friends, and it was quite the party. There were sloths, monkeys, toucans, macaques, and way too many shots. But, before hopping on our flights out, we made sure to turn the cameras on and get a …

Welcome to Fall! The Almost Never lads are back again with another epic episode, and it's a lengthy one. We got deep shares, introspection, and self shares. We got NBA updates; Lillard goes to the Bucks?! We got the undeniable power of Taylor Swift. Might she be the most influential person of our current era? 00:00 Ride a Horse, Save a Cowboy 05:25…

Another week, another new pair of shoes on Josh's feet. Also, another episode of Almost Never. But this isn't just simply another episode; no no — this episode celebrates a half year of the Almost Never Podcast. Special shout out and thank you to all of those who are tuning in, watching, liking, and chopping it up with us Follow us on: Instagram - …

Happy Halloween. Happy November. Happy Day. We are back (as you can obviously see), and we are feeling good! We're talking NBA things, house of 180 corpses, Voodoo, and expressing anger in healthy ways. Trey and Josh hash out separating the art from the artist, and Josh and Sean question Trey's self development methods of hanging out with people yo…

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We're back at it again with another one, and this week is a hot one for sure. In this episode, the AN lads are talking aliens in Mexico, the flood in Libyan, the earthquake in Morocco, Biden taxing the ultra rich, CEOs vs Fry cooks, UAW Strike, the ins and outs of empathy and compassion, Danny Masterson, Russel Brand, and SA, and really really hot …

Hello Hello! We're back with another lovely episode of Almost Never. It's feeling like Santana Feat. Rob Thomas "Smooth" out here — as in it's a hot one. Sean makes some bone broth and Josh see the Sudan Archives and goes to a film festival. Sean sells his Messi tickets for $1400, helps lead a mens group, and dives into some personal stories of men…

00:00 Panda-Neers 03:00 Family Matters 05:15 Suicide & Mental Health Awareness 10:20 Pixelated Vision 13:20 Cracked Teeth & Chronic Pain 20:00 The Man Didn't Burn?! 35:00 Diplo, Chris Rock, and the Bubonic Plague 41:20 Moon Trash! 46:00 The Messi Effect 50:55 Tremaine Emory & Supreme 57:55 Onlyfans Owner claims 1 mill a day 59:20 Bishop Sycamore HS…

We're back again with another episode, coming through on a Friday evening. Hurricane Hilary is on its way and the lads are in doubt of her and her hot sauce. Biden gives Maui residents $700, meanwhile... Ukraine gets??? Lizard people shoot energy laser beams at Maui, everything is a psy-op, and Josh breaks edge and gets invited to do a voice over f…

Almost Never is back, and we feeling crazy, sexy, cool. This week on AN, the lads dive into their current ship statuses; relationships, situation-ships, open-ships, sinking ships. Tory Lanez catches a 10 year sentence that even his hairline doctor couldn't save him from. Made in America gets cancelled and Tiesto keeps getting younger. Then, we retu…

We're back at it again with a brand new episode, and it's better than anti-depressants! In fact, this episode is so big, we had to cut it into two. Woman's World Cup is underway down under, the world is melting, and people are locking their toddlers' in their cars — Pro tip: don't call the locksmith, just break the window. Childhood pyro reminiscin…

We're back with part two of our first two parter, and we're starting off with 6ix9ine and Kodak Black linking up — and Kodak don't care if a rat is making him cheese. Is YNW Melly the Oj Simpson of this generation? The glove don't fit, so Melly gets a mistrial. The lads pretend they know something about the court system, and Josh gets out of jury d…

This week on Almost Never, Josh goes to New Orleans, and one of the guys goes missing and gets robbed. Southern hospitality, swamp people, and gators love marshmallows. Travis Scott drops Utopia and production is immaculate — Trey calls it album of the year. Who wore the music transition better, MGK or Post Malone? Beatles might release new music, …

Welcome to another episode of Almost Never! This week is a good one, as the lads prove you can be serious and funny. The Island Boys have Sean and Trey concerned for their well-being, and Josh spreads his advantageous wings and goes on a weed (purchasing) break. The guys co-educate each other on fake foam pits, the difference between doxing and swa…

Bienvenidos! The sun is back, and so are the Almost Never lads with another episode. A laundry thief, heroes doses in the burbs, and Denzel v. Stathem v. Vin. AirBnB is hitting the post pandemic blues with a 50% drop in revenues. The guys ask, "what happened to crypto", and admit to their "close calls" and losses. Something goes Boom. The Elon-Zuck…

This week on Almost Never, the lads get celebrate Sean's birth and get questionable with the morals. A helium can comes along for the ride. Sean gives some insider tips on how to get yourself a job without ever being hired, Trey suggests starting an outdoor only fans. No one is ever going to ask you to show proof of your high school diploma. Obama …

Ten episodes in the bank! On this week of Almost Never, the lads talk new music drops, short people and Irish goodbyes, and that black Canadians created hockey. Josh sweats out the demons after his 3 day bone broth and smoothie gut cleansed, finds out he's part middle eastern, and now his DNA is property of Blackstone. The Dodgers take the L to the…

Disclaimer: we do not think the loss of life is a joke and do not intend for any malice in our satire. We swear we have hearts... The Almost Never gents are back at it again. Josh asks the question, "How much fungi does it take to go full Megan Thee Stallion — body, ody, ody, ody", and finds his answer somewhere between the California coast and Fri…

This week on Almost Never, we all have synesthesia! Josh enters the spider verse, Sean gets a dry aged meat education, and Trey is a little bit Budden and a little bit Rogan. Bill Murray is in his Pete Davidson phase with Kelis and her milkshake — rizz level, high. PGA waves the white flag to LIV and come together for the merger. Messi comes to the…

Welp, they let us back for another episode. This week on Almost Famous, los tres muchachos viven mas la vida. Trey gets saucy (and sweet) with a group of strangers out in front of Sam's Hofbrau and denies the capabilities of ChatGPT. Lebron gets his roses (from a group of Laker haters) and Ja's shoes sell out. Neruolink gets the okay from the FDA t…

The Almost Never lads are back with another one. Josh almost loses his hand to mosquitos and plants a seed for his Alisha Lehmann love story. Megan Thee Stallion is dating Romalu Lukaku, Jokic is in beast mode, and Shannon buys his way out of his relation-Skip. Al Pacino raises the DiCaprio bar by becoming a father to be at 83 with his 29 year old …

We are gathered here this week to celebrate the blessing that is Trey Ross, and naturally we do it in Almost Never fashion. We got kicks, pies, balloons, and more. Jimmy Buckets is on fire, Ja Morant isn't breaking any laws, and Nuggets are taking the Lakers in 5. The gang reminisce on the best porchetta sandwich ever, and the days of I Can't Belie…

The Almost Never lads mix it up this week with some musical chairs, and it gets weird right out the gates. Josh donates a "specimen" to a sperm bank and talks about making deposits, and the lads weigh in on donating, if you'd want your kid to find you, the man with 500 "children", and if Nick Cannon remembers his kids names. Trey puts Sean's vehicu…

Hello good people! Oooo-Weeee, we got a lengthy one for you this week. The AN chums briefly nerd out on Star Wars (sans Trey... because he isn't a nerd), Trey introduces the group to "To Skeet a Predator", and things escalate quickly with hot takes on nature, nurture, and insanity pleas. The death of Jordan Neely is discussed and (wavy) lines are d…

Back at it again with another one. The Almost Never lads hit you with the need to know traffic lowdown, ponder the make up of the sandwich, and explain how they almost lost Josh after last episode. Sean gives some questionable tech start up insight and his Quasi-modo face job, Trey poses the question , "what is your poorest gourmet meal", then hits…

This week, the Almost Never lads talk Coachella and headliners, reminisce on the past years, and proclaim they are too old to camp. Sean teaches Trey and Josh how the NBA play-in tournament works and why it still sucks for the 7th and 8th team. Then, the lads switch gear and talk new age gun control with retina scanning and finger print triggers. T…

Welcome to episode one of The World's Greatest Podcast That Almost Never Happened. We get a lil wine drunk and tell uncomfortable stories about our formative years - Specifically about our uncanny knack for winding up in hilarious (and slightly pitiful) non-romantic romantic situations. Bonus tangents are included and should be expected. Fun!…