Stick a tiny fork in this one jerks cuz this baby is all stumps n’ mud… Welcome to the Vegas of the South where H is lookin’ to suck some heads and Case is battling the Midwestern Lobers Mobsters! “You’re a dottard!” “That’s good wood!” “Let’s just feed that guy peanut shells.” #SquatterDreamin #WhiteSuitSweat…

Welcome to Cocomo Tony’s Jersey Shore-Cast! “What’s yer shoe size?” It’s a taste of the American Dream as the JERKS serve up dog,man,and bull shit… “My best bud Tone’s gonna buy me a pair of kicks!” “Where’s the rat on the jetski?” #2WhiteSnakes #SnakeGuyOrDahmer? #HuddledOils #WretchedCreams #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast…

Welcome to the RatCast Snitches! This week, tune in to “My Long Life - It’s a Hard One” and hear the JERKS talk about Butt cheeks, Chest cheeks, and nobody of note… “Click on it! Click on it! Get another psalm!"" “What!? Just put a marble in the game!” #PottersGrave #DickNose #DigitalMud #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast…

This week the JERKS are Clipsain in the BrainBrain, as they talk haunted wind, smart jeans, and the one and only Oily Dufresne! “Those are dead man’s jeans!” “His voice was haunted by all those Camel Wides.” #EdGeinPoint #MidnightAngel #YoungEdison #DickNose #BiggieMcBiggs #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast…

This week - Naked Gun presents Police Academy presents Young Leslie presents the Jerk Practice Podcast! Put on your gimmick shoes, cuz this week the JERKS are talkin’ sex pests, Carter’s bones, and pocket self-defense… “I’m a rough, you’re a tough - Let’s Go!” “It’s very Cobb-like.” #TrumpTea #StampPrices #MagnetShoes #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePod…

Call the Carpathia! Cuz it’s goin’ down this pod! It’s Hanks/Hogan 2024 this week, as the JERKS talk man-flavored energy drinks, boy skirts, long slacks, proprietary prompts, and turnin’ foes into crows… “Let’s talk about the Saint of God’s Son - Jesus.” “Please gimme theme planets.” #DoompityGross #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast…

Make those beds Congress! Cuz this podcast is in session! Fresh off an unexpected break, the JERKS are “buzzin’” ‘bout sacks o’ Snickers, John Thune the Bafoon, and sexy joint pin-ups. “She cooks fish in her dishwasher!” “Fuck you Tommy Lee!” #Senacore #Congrecore #Fishwasher #HeardHesGotABigOne #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast…

Pour Hogan a Clontarf cuz this one’s rarin’ for a hangover! Join Dr. H Zero and Case “Bugs in the Face” V. as they discuss barmedians, tall creams, and that guy with the sawed-off in Boyz n the Hood… “Tampa just sounds wet.” “That’s a bug-egg machine ya idiot!” #RoachLoin #RoastRoachRump #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast #NatureBoy…

Get yer skin checked and hold those bladders Jerks, cuz this one’s a Urinal Party! The JERKS are DADS this week as they discuss late 90s prices, horny boogers, and hobo lobster traps… “I get half the chin in the divorce.” “You can’t have breasts unless you identify as a breast!” #ShovelJaw #AlmondNips #UrinalParty #NumberCutting #JerkPractice #Jerk…

Put down those candy cokes and slop up some grit Jerks, cuz this one’s a post-Valentine’s Day dearth… This week The JERKS are talkin’ Arabian Death Masks, Harrison Ford’s son Barrison, and wings of rats. “Don’t kill me now tooth.” “Like a kiss from Peter Pan.” #DanielAykroyd #CandyCokes #JPSB #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast…

Open up your Live Moon Feed jerks, cuz this one’s all GIGGLIN’ & BIGGLIN’! This week the JERKS get together over a nice bowl of icy Cokes and talk sweet grease, Land Titanic, and Single Bings… “I’m a weather doc.” “It’s AI! Get it!” “His face looks like ruddy beef!” #HornyHawking #CornerstoreSteak #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast…

Full up those busted water bottles you burlap sack beaters cuz this one spurts good! We’ve moved to Mexico and amplified our bandwidth! Now you’ll be able to hear about urine junkies, Darrel the dental hygienist, and onions with vaginas. “Nothing is repairable.” “The Jersey Shore: The ground of society” “He tattooed his finger into a butt-plug.” #T…

It’s time to unleash the demon Jerks, cuz this one’s creamy with a nice finish… Put on your apple shackles and brace yourselves as H and C talk digital divorce, whip skills, and “Death of a Salesbot!” “It’s a nice sheen, it’s got a nice finish.” “I provide the salt, you provide the shov?” “This damn show’s too URKELY now! Where’s my family yuks?!” …

Lay down yer flushes Jerks, cuz this one’s clogged with crazy cool content. This week the JERKS are talkin’ the telve TAP steps, stiletto Reeboks, and reconstruction era 80s comedies! “He got to throw beer bottles at racists.” “Dear 911, my dad’s a butthole.” “You don’t have to bring a steak, but if you bring a ham sandwich you’re in good shape.” #…

Get those gas station bullet pills out Jerks, cuz it’s 2024 and these jeans be TIGHT! This year the JERKS are talkin’ spanking, 40 year old has beens, and why everybody was King Kung fighting… “Oh, it says ‘hung’? I thought it said ‘kung’?” “Oh, it does say ‘KUNG’! #GorillaHearts #WhiteLieWinnings #DontStopBigStud…

It’s the Holidays you code-switching Hawaiian Kings and Queens, so get those baby shovels out and start diggin’ some smut up from the backyard with Carlo… We’re holdin’ a mixed deck of baby shovels, buds, boxes, and farty butts this Christmas season as we talk Tony Gwynn Queen of Hearts, untempered Ds, and Big Tape! “No, she’s sexy, but she’s not s…

Soak those cukes in water jerks cuz this one’s goin’ overseas… It’s over the hills and through the Texas Book Depository to Toilet Shrimp Prankster’s plane we go! Also, it’s a Real Hobo Christmas!!! “I can hear ya. I can see ya.” “Go get a job at the Texas Book Depository asshole!” #BumHolidays #SantPlissken #GhostOfChristmasDivorce #JerkPractice #…

Buckle Up Jerks! You’re going to JP Podding School™ brought to you by The Ha Ha Hut™ But seriously, our grandmother was killed by audio. Read our butt-cheeks! This pod’s got BALLS!!! “Plug in your books everyone!” “I found a task for myself.” “You and Ashton sippin’ WTs?” #JingleCulture #BunchACrooks #JellyBodies #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast…

The most handsomest housed hobos are back from hiatus and Booger Fitzgerald Kennedy better watch his jelly body if he knows what’s good for him… Listen in as the greatest debate ever waged begins: Is it Hall’s Balls or Oates’s Notes?.. Also, watch out for Tony Curtis’ chastity throat! “First stop BLT. Next stop… Harlem.” “Spread that jelly body ove…

This week the Jerks are fillin’ their Bibles with confetti, getting’ sun poisoning with Larry Bird, and havin’ themselves a good ol’ fashioned boil… “Mopping Johns for Christ.” “He’s so deaf, he’s dead #JungleOfJerks #BathBoil #HoboJunta #GrimeBoss #WindKing #HousebosOleh The Jerk Practice

The JERKS are pulling out their Good News Golds and preaching the good word (about vintage nails, hot traps, and commission) Halloween is behind us, which means ‘tis the season for dictators on motorcycles, lousy sons of basketball gods, and the Academy Ringwards… “I just blame it on bedtime.” “Is gay the most Nazi thing?” #PippensGhost #HotTrap #C…

Welcome to the haunted podcast where the villain Tony Danza does wives. Listen in as the boys move their panties to the side , put their Brewers hats on, and hunt down pedophile Terminators… “He shoulda been bigger rich.” “He acted his black jeans off!” “Take those panties off Terminator!” #BuzzsawBunyan #FishWater #Hansquiat #DeadSpank #JerkPracti…

Welcome to “this ain’t your podcast description” that ain’t talkin’ ‘bout George W’s Chi-Chi’s hat, the Joker’s butt-cheeks, and definitely not The Scrotum’s Family… This Ain’t the Jerks are not talkin’ canker sores, fruit flies, nor “The Shaft, The Craft, and The Buttholes.” “What do witches carry their dice in?” “Are they a hard? Or, a Christmas?…

Shimmy through those brick keyholes Jerks, cuz this pod-beat be so ballin’ its got Bigfoot hot n’ bothered This Friday the 13th the JERKS are talkin’ Saturday the 14th!… and whistling at cheeks, dongs on rocks, and pantie masks. “You have a drinkser’s brain.” “No microbrew is safe!” #LameLiquid #LaceyHeesvores #LaceySheesvores #BigfootEggs…

It’s that time of year again Jerks, so get your testicles ready you princes, cuz we’re about to blow yer butt-holes off! It’s officially NeewollaH Month, and to start it off the JERKS are talkin’ horny fat nerds, testicle meat, and the Baseball Mitt Basher!!! “I invented the dumb.” “It’s Bigger” #BlackBullsHat #TesticlePrince #ButtholeBishop #Donzo…

This show’s not robo-written but it’s about to be if we don’t get our SODA and TOILETS!!! Join the Jerks are back together again and ain’t it grand - Talkin’ the good ol’ days of buffets, cowards, and why “hot fudge sundae” might mean RUN! “The one day I didn’t use the reflector.” “Did he poop in the pee cup?” #DimBurgen #OCB #BPD #TroyWashingtonCa…

Case is away throwin’ down dollars on the ponies with Pete Rose in Cincinnati this week. So, it’s… Oops! All H Join H Presley in the main podtar this week as he talks full-body lace-suits, his Candy kick, and why sewage makes the best pearls. “Go fuck! I’m going to Temu.” “It’s just an items store.” “Podding is Talking / Talking is Podding” “Just e…

Alright ya stinkers! Bring yer pinkers! Let’s Pod! This week we take a ride in the go-back machine take a hot pass by Jesus with the windows cracked, look under a Polish hotel for Hitler’s bones, and check out the dot-com-BOBBLE burst of 94! “Can we go back to batteries?” “My brother has a vagina.” “Forrest Gump’s dad is black?” #ToiletFruit #Video…

Put those poison chips down and listen up! We’re talkin’ Buff, Smash, and Fitz! Listen up as the JERKS read the picture on the cover of a famous novel and talk about getting F Scott Smashgeralded! “I snorted his dad’s heart medication.” “Until that bucktoothed Superman chokes you out with some pantyhose…” #HardArizonas #TheBushwickPapers #TheGreatS…

Grab a cup of black and a stack of salties, cuz the JERKS are crossing the Rubicon (backwards) This week H and C put on their B.U.M. Enforcement sweatshirts and jeanshorts to talk Suicide By Cop Cream Sodas, Snake Filth, and World War I briefs and butts. “Nothing says desperation like a cup of hot black and a stack of salties.” “Don’t look under Ka…

Listen up good Jerks, cuz these Pig Masters are going to Law School. After anoter absence that made the heart grow wierder, the JERKS are back to discuss bad suitcase beer, white cups of hot black, and finishing the Cold War on the moon with a hot race! “Fuckin’ rats; both of us!” “I’m over Europe.” “No, she wasn’t addicted to being a natural woman…

Grease those hands and hold them farts Jerks cuz this one’s cut from a car in a local McBusiness’s parking lot… Well, you can take the creature outta New York, but… He’s still a creature. This week the JERKS are talkin’ monsters drinking Monsters, Questionable flag tramp stamps, and why does Chim has Rooni’s wallet? “That’s my goin’ home sack.” “Th…

You heard the Pre-Prefontaine now it’s time for the real juice, Part II, the Prefontaine of podcasts recorded live at our girlfriend’s friend’s wedding who’s also our yoga instructor. The Jerks are closing out this two-parter strong with George Hogan Grill Starter scobi’s, self-aware creatures, and back by popular demand… more Frankie Lyman news th…

It’s here! Season 4 comin’ atcha In Living Color Jerks! Just be careful this season… you might get addicted to honks. The JERKS are back after a much needed yet underserved week off - and boy do they have nothing to show for it as they talk Tony Penis Barbenheimer, Cobb and Cobber, and Damon Wayans’ sexy swipes. “You gotta eat the crust. That’s how…

Strap in. It’s TRUNCHEON Time!!! It’s Part II Jerks, and sorry still no Mitchie or Henn, BUT we do have a dictator in a tasteless shirt! “Women and men should not be equal.” “Alphonso Ribeiro should not be allowed in the Capitol.” #PregnantPauses #DunkinInBars #JerkPractice #JerkPracticePodcast #GenghisChestnut…

Well Jerks - It’s finally here! AND… It’s a Practice in Jerkdom that only the Three-Hendrith could possibly provide… We got dead men's letters, the trial of Charles Banner and his no manners, and offensive white guys with beaded braids… “God is dead.” “Four people dies of evil.” “It’s the K-Martiest name of all names.” #SavedByTheBella #ThreeHendri…

Well you Pigs and Rats, it’s ep Three Hund... 299b, and the Jerks are still using their brains to clean their testicle sacks… Put on those flippers and run backward Jerks, cuz the water’s fine and these Booty Warriors have spoons to spare. This week we’re talkin’ soups, tubs, pigs, rats, bones, and back-flips. “It was like a black church pump your …

Put down those Logitech controllers and pick up those bags of yellows and clears, cuz this one’s a feat full of shit for the ears! Join us this week as we discuss Earth’s biggest toilet, billionaire Harvin Hamlish, and sneaking peeks at pink blobs taking showers “He was such a good actor they let him keep his bad hand.” “It’s all hooks, steamers, a…

This week two middle aged waiters talk too many Christmas Cokes, self sexual preditorization, and how it was Ellis all along… “I think he HAD a family.” “How are my Adam Corolla Futures doing?” #Upheaved #AbstractlyMangled #TalesFromDieHardsPalaceOleh The Jerk Practice

Listen up you Sons and Sisters of Serbia cuz this week the Jerks are sittin’ on toilets and shatterin’ knee bones... We hope you’re hot, cuz you better be to listen to “Is it a Reality Show, or a Reality No?” (Thanks Quizmaster Ash) “It’s wroms Megg. It’s worms.” “It’s woms Megg! It’s worms!” #GermanFingers #DecoyAshes #CrookedHunks #OopsAllBunts…

Alright you crooks and dicks, strap in cuz we’re unionizing the industry… Nothin’ but grillin’ talk from two Terry Redlinbrandts… (we dare you to get that reference) Welcome to our radiated death fog! Join us as we discuss Georgia Peanut Cokes, Human Crumbs, and who is truly the King of the Dirties! “His body is as weak as his mind.” “He’s so good,…

Vote with your legs and follow these Apostle Tony’s as they untangle the matted mystery that is the “Geelong Bum”… Before you Google Penis-Hole please heed this advice: Never pass up a chip-joke, never trust a clown in miltary boots, and never ever ever open that spare bucket of skin! “Leave the brains and the butt-cheeks, they’re from France.” “Yo…

This week, listen in as the JERKS talk TLC and their magnificeinet line-up of “Pimple Zitter,” “Dancin’ with the Pranks, and “Hinging with Mr. Cooper” Starring Mark Curry Cooper! “Under God’s eyes, I can’t say no.” “Just gimme a garbage person stealing from another garbage person please.” #SignsOfWear #SundaySchoolLive #JapaneseWoodShoes…

Put on your inheritance boots and lube up those sex sketons, cuz this one’s Dateline worthy! Listen in as the jerks talk Drill Rosby bringing the weather, Ol’ Rodgey getting’ the oust, and Fat Mike bringing you your Social Security check… “He bought beers, kissed my neck, and said I could do anything in life.” “I’d look like a toe with moss on it.”…

No need to press those Polish coffees Jerks, cuz this one’ll have you buzzin’ all on its own. What do Pig Beans, Lincoln Butt-Masks, and tasteless Mathew Shepard jokes have in common… um… Joe Biden? “I cashed in my family’s leather inheritance.” “This month, let’s grow a mustache for testicles.” “The boots were so rich n hearty.” #TonyFrisco #Artis…

We hope you paid your podscription dues cuz we wouldn’t want you to miss out on Bum-Box, Bone-Box, Shit-Box, and Spit-Box! This weeks the Jerks are bringin’ heat with the aliens they met last week, talk of the 1980 cocaine Bulls, and why it’s cool to collect lizard spines! “Uggh, Foreign money is gross.” “My other kid is a machine gun!” #AntiKooze …

Pocket those Biden Confederate Coins, put on your Metallica Yamakas, and please unwrap your Chocolate Covered Glass before the show starts, cuz we’re all ONE MEAL CLOSER TO THE GRAVE. It’s the Amazon Essentials of podcasts, as the JERKS talk Santa’s big load, adult bibs, and the Crap King of Courter, Indiana! “Oh, it’s gotta be a mocha colored cask…

Lace up those red boots, wash yourselves in the sink, and drink your tissue-tonics cuz this one’s conspiratorial… “You don’t take-ah from us! We take-ah from you!” and Then we GIVE YOU 23 reasons why we think sex-toys are great, but another 23 reasons why maybe there’s truth in too much of a good thing… “We want factory jobs!” “Adams, Adams, and Gi…

Poorly put on those thin blue boots Jerks, cuz this one’s a “would you rather?” Are you ready to sign your name to the “Shed Doctrine,” or cancel King Bee? Or are you just a little too tired to play ball? “Get a little zizz on it.” “Here’s some wipes, wash yer dong!” #PoopCherries #BoatCop #ThunderBay #tatooted #Booted…

Clutch yer pearls crew, cuz this is a House Pod, and the JERKS are throwin’ Covid Kisses. This week the JERKS regale you with tales of Farts, Cool Cops, and the Insane Clown Putin! “You gotta go undie-band!” “Them’s 80’s Steroids.” “I dunno… Vote clowns.” #FartBitOleh The Jerk Practice