A Comedian a Musician and a Jew is a podcast featuring comedy, music, philosophy and snarky comment. The cast includes Jonathan Thymius, a nationally recognized comedian who has starred in films, late show television, was a finalist on Last Comic Standing and is always on the verge of something great. Craig is a composer and French Horn player who spent most of his childhood on a New Mexico cattle ranch. Craig moved out west in 1988 to follow his dreams of playing in an orchestra and now liv ...
…
continue reading
There once was a turtle named Mitch, The Dems thought of him as a bitch, He kissed the beasts ass, The beast pushed out some gas, Forever Mitch has found his sweet nitch.
…
continue reading
The elections, the virus, the trump cult, oh my!
…
continue reading
…
continue reading
Ever wonder what angry monkeys, Hüsker Dü, Church Picnic and some guy named Carrie have in common? Monkeys With Matches, thats what.
…
continue reading
Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter - Martin Luther King
…
continue reading
Too many things are occurring for even a big heart to hold. -Yeats
…
continue reading
Ships that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing, only a signal shown, and a distant voice in the darkness; So on the ocean of life, we pass and speak one another, only a look and a voice, then darkness again and a silence. -HW Longfellow
…
continue reading
The only reason people don't know much is because they do not care to know. They are incurious. Incuriousity is the oddest and most foolish failing there is. -Stephen Fry
…
continue reading
My candle burns at both ends; It will not last the night But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends— It gives a lovely light! -Edna Millay
…
continue reading
The little fish eats the tiny fish, the big fish eats the little fish. So only the biggest fish gets fat. Do you know any folks like that? -Anonymous
…
continue reading
Still I Rise "You may shoot me with your words, You may cut me with your eyes, You may kill me with your hatefulness, But still, like air, I’ll rise.” -Maya Angelou
…
continue reading
A voice said, look me in the stars and tell me truly, men of earth, if all the soul-and-body scars, were not too much to pay for birth. -Robert Frost
…
continue reading
A piece of gum lay on the ground, it's minty fresh taste long ago gone. It had been chewed and chewed until tired jaw. It bended my heart, my mind, my awe.
…
continue reading
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process they do not become monsters. If you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you. -Nietzsche
…
continue reading
![Artwork](/static/images/128pixel.png)
1
Us Don't Have To Worry Bout Covid
28:50
28:50
Main Kemudian
Main Kemudian
Senarai
Suka
Disukai
28:50
Prezident Cheezel deletes lockdown, deletes the World Health Organization, deletes the memory of George Floyd, then hunkers in his hunker bunker, hunkers with freedom fries at midnight, a lights out party at the House of White. His rancid data dump is oozing out of our phones, like they say go big or go home. Fires on the perimeter spell DOOM MF to…
…
continue reading
On the day the world ends A bee circles a clover, A fisherman mends a glimmering net. Happy porpoises jump in the sea, By the rainspout young sparrows are playing And the snake is gold-skinned as it should always be. On the day the world ends Women walk through the fields under their umbrellas, A drunkard grows sleepy at the edge of a lawn, Vegetab…
…
continue reading
The flowers betrayed The colors decayed Soaking with dismay It's death they might say Where they all lose and no one wins But this is how your life begins - anonymous
…
continue reading
Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I’ve tasted of desire, I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great. And would suffice. - R. Frost
…
continue reading
The heights by great men reached and kept Were not attained by sudden flight, But they, while their companions slept, Were toiling upward in the night. -Longfellow
…
continue reading
What are heavy? Sea-sand and sorrow; What are brief? Today and tomorrow; What are frail? Spring blossoms and youth; What are deep? The ocean and truth. - Christina Rossetti
…
continue reading
What do Lambs, Jools Holland, PoiL, Gentle Giant and civil war have in common? Monkeys With Matches...
…
continue reading
…
continue reading
…
continue reading
What happens when baseballs, candy and Greenland all change at the same time? Another Monkeys With Matches episode.
…
continue reading
Can someone set an alarm clock for now?
…
continue reading
What does Indivisible, Arizona voter suppression, Bainbridge Island, Chinese politics and Stephen Colbert have in common? Monkeys With Matches of course.
…
continue reading
All the way from Bayside Maine, the boys argue about the end of the world. Put down your bets.
…
continue reading
![Artwork](/static/images/128pixel.png)
1
Aliens, Boredom And The Apocalypse
20:41
20:41
Main Kemudian
Main Kemudian
Senarai
Suka
Disukai
20:41
All the way from the rain forest we figure it all out, and it's not going well.
…
continue reading
What do Bruce Schneier, mooning, Buddha-Judge and Satin all have in common? Monkeys With Matches!
…
continue reading
Apple sucks, GIECO commercials scare people in the 16th century and why were cavemen so mean?
…
continue reading
Monkeys lighting their feet on fire and talking birds. Perfect playground conversation.
…
continue reading
Computer cancer, mind hacking and Dixieland. Snap, crackle and pop...
…
continue reading
New blue diamonds, 8 tracks, showering and our first kiss. Very informative!
…
continue reading
Protools sucks! Oh and so does Alex Jones.
…
continue reading
Are we part of the elite class? The boys travel to Flashlight Idaho to find out.
…
continue reading
All the way from Ensenada Mexico the boys contemplate spaghetti sauce, diabetes and mind bending social media.
…
continue reading
Trump is the drunk at the end of the bar. Shut him up for Christ sakes!
…
continue reading
Buying a horse isn't easy, especially when the conversation turns to the 34%.
…
continue reading
The dump is the perfect place to discuss the CEO's that are stealing our lives.
…
continue reading
What a better place than the beach to discuss dogs, tattoos and Trick of the Tail?
…
continue reading
Turns out that Jesus and milk cartons are completely different.
…
continue reading
How do those tissue paper things in airport restrooms work and who threw his underwear in a tree? Those important questions answered in this weeks episode.
…
continue reading
A review of Sebastian Junger's new book "Tribe" and Debbie Wasserman Schultz counts penguins.
…
continue reading
Scott makes an eerie prediction...
…
continue reading
The Flintstones, Jonny Quest or slasher movies?
…
continue reading
Jonny Quest, The Flintstones, The Thing, The Blob, There's Something on the Wing, X The Unknown and Rodger T. "Race" Bannonto.
…
continue reading
Profiting off the relationship between humans and talking dogs.
…
continue reading
In this episode the boys enjoy a bull-fight while discussing false equivalency, profiting off the afflictions of human beings and talking dogs.
…
continue reading
Gearheads are annoying! Who's cares what model keyboard you have, can you play the thing? Craig and Jonathan live to live and Scott has to water the plants tomorrow.
…
continue reading
Who were Pamela and Evelyn?
…
continue reading