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Honest, outrageous, distasteful, obscene, coarse and vulgar and that’s just what their friends say... Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy are two Stand-up comedians and best friends who are sick and tired of the polished conversations they hear spewing out of the main stream media. The constant tip toeing around what these people think is driving them insane. Tune in for an honest chat on a range of subjects and Dilemmas sent in from their listeners. Beware they don’t hold back. With over 500,0 ...
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Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson for an unplanned half hour every Monday and Thursday as they pull on the threads of the universe, seeing where each fascinating one takes them. From ancient history and modern phenomena to the week's events and everything in between, The Luke and Pete Show is your chance to share in the fun of two men with time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Today, Pete’s got a confession: years ago, he went to New York for a wedding but ended up battling a truly catastrophic case of constipation. Cue a desperate Walgreens enema purchase, a brutal two-and-a-half-week ordeal, and a story that Luke will not let him forget. Elsewhere, the lads dive into the misery of kitchen appliance repairs, with Luke r…
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My Wife Squirted with another Man! | EP132 Luke and Pete Talking sheet
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This week the boys discuss how they are trying to ban choking videos. A woman who’s been a Sidechick for 10 years and a man who engaged in a foursome with his wife and friend but learnt something new about his wife. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mai…
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Luke wonders if he’s missing out on a lucrative career as a right-wing grifter, while Pete shares his latest YouTube algorithm nightmare — somehow featuring Bill Oddie discussing Jimmy Savile... Elsewhere, Pete reminisces about his childhood pet gerbils and the highly questionable method his dad used to control their ever-growing population. Plus, …
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Today, the guys tackle the moral dilemma of a man who saved 2.4 million babies with his blood donations — should he have charged for his life-saving plasma? Speaking of blood, Luke discusses the results of his recent at-home blood test, which, much to his delight, reveals an above-average testosterone level. Plus, the lads dive into the logistics o…
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My Girlfriend thinks I’m Gay | EP131 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
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On this week episode the boys talk about a mother and daughter who both pregnant for the same man. They also welcome back the controversial duo “Lucas and Pat” what will they say next. And they have a dilemma from a man whose girlfriend is convinced he’s gay. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our websi…
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Today, Luke and Pete are all moustached up, comparing their freshly grown 'tashes to thatched roofs, and somehow spiral into the baffling logistics of maintaining a straw-covered house in 2025. Pete’s convinced today’s thatchers are just winging it... Then, the lads take a moment of silence for Skype before Luke gets absolutely ecstatic about the u…
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Pete’s growing paranoia about the state of the world has him wondering if it’s time to start prepping with a lifetime supply of beans. Meanwhile, Luke’s more concerned about his mental decline — is he losing it, or is it just the menopause? Elsewhere, the lads take a deep dive into the baffling world of cosmetic procedures, from Turkey teeth to Bot…
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Worst dilemma ever! | EP130 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
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Worts dilemma in the history of the show! Pete has a story about someone he knows who has D*ck cancer. And they dig into the story of the 13 year old boy who impersonated a doctor and got arrested. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. If you …
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The lads are back, kicking things off with the internet fallout they got from the horrific childhood story Pete told last week — turns out, Luke got all the messages while Pete somehow dodged the interrogation. Meanwhile, an entirely different horror emerges: the concept of a piss drawer. Could Pete introduce one into his household? Luke has… conce…
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Luke encounters a mystery vandal targeting Lime bikes with an unusual weapon—vomit. Was it a protest? A bizarre art installation? Or just someone having a really bad night? The investigation begins. Elsewhere, the lads revisit the ridiculousness of pubs shutting down over noise complaints, Pete gets roasted for his chaotic outfit choices, and they …
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Would you share a toothbrush with your wife? | EP129 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
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On this weeks episode they boys talk, Can love ever be equal between parters? How you can be lucky and not even realise it. And they have a dilemma from an older woman who’s dating a man 15 years younger, what could go wrong? To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup …
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The lads kick things off with the great Nepo Baby debate—where does nepotism actually end, and is being the niece of Gruffalo author Julia Donaldson enough to count? This, naturally, leads to an important clarification: Pete is not related to Mr. Beast or any other famous Donaldsons. But today's real highlight? A listener email about a truly unexpe…
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Pete kicks things off with a deeply unsettling childhood memory—let’s just say it involves his dad, a used condom, and an innocent misunderstanding that still haunts him to this day. Luke, naturally, has many questions… Elsewhere, the lads tackle the great working-class dad salt obsession, and Pete recounts his trip to Hartlepool, where he received…
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Lucas and Pat “I’m not Racist but…” | EP128 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
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On this weeks episode the boys help out Lucas and Pat with their Pod-Streaming but do Lucas and Pat go too far? They also discuss being a good wingman with the ugly friend and so much more. The world most jealous woman. The boys also play a game called “ Sorry What?” And they have a few dilemmas. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drop…
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The lads dive into the absurdity of modern reality TV, breaking down the viral Temptation Island moment where one man, Montoya, processes betrayal through a mix of heartbreak and deeply unnecessary cardio. Luke and Pete marvel at the sheer spectacle but can’t help but wonder—what have we done to ourselves as a society? Beyond that, they find time t…
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The lads kick off with their favourite internet cesspit—Nextdoor—where NIMBYs reign supreme, complaining about everything from faint giggles to morally questionable pub patrons. This sets Luke off on a raging rant about a recent article exposing how noise complaints are slowly strangling London’s nightlife. And just when you think they’ve had enoug…
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Why do men hide their emotions? | EP127 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
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On this weeks episode the boys talk being put in the “friend-Zone.” Men crying in front of women and a woman who sent in a dilemma that has pissed Pete off because she is showing Luke one sided attention. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our websitewww.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list. I…
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Luke reimagines Glastonbury, wondering why they’ve never done a live show there—until the conversation spirals into a full-blown business plan for a festival burger van. Speaking of food, Pete shares the tale of a very moist ostrich fillet he unearthed from the depths of his fridge, before revealing his wild lunch—trust us, you’ll never guess what …
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The lads kick things off with a deep dive into the world of shameless grifters, debating why right-wing outrage merchants always seem to dominate online algorithms. Is Andrew Tate just projecting? And why is Ben Shapiro so obsessed with Barbie? Plus, Pete recounts his bizarre late-night encounter in a Soho public toilet… because, let’s be honest, i…
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Does insecurity come with getting older?| 126 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
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This week the boys talk about going bald after Lukes barber and Charlotte scare them both half to death. Lukes took his mum to the vet and she a conversation that had him p*ssing himself. And is it wrong to block someone after meeting up if they don’t look like their picture even if you still had s*x? To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch…
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Should the lads start wearing makeup? Luke thinks he always looks sickly on camera, while Pete suggests a few injections might do the trick. If that fails, he’s considering tattooing his hairline instead. Elsewhere, Pete lays out his very specific travel MO: dawdling, dinner, and—most importantly—an ungodly hotel bathroom session upon arrival. Then…
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The lads dive into Trump’s latest inauguration, debating whether keeping it indoors was a strategic move to dodge an embarrassingly small crowd, while applauding Michelle Obama for swerving the whole thing entirely and setting a new standard in #NotMyProblem energy. Then, they lay out their own presidential plans—starting with an executive order to…
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Is Elon Musk Racist? | EP125 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
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The boys talk Elons “Roman salute”. Whether they shower in the evening or the morning. How Luke feels he is a better parent then he is a partner and they have question from Sheetster about grapes that earn you £50,000 if you eat one, 1000 grapes but 1 is poisonous The boys talk if they would eat them and if so how many. To be the first to know abou…
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Pete’s buzzing about his latest gadget obsession, which Luke says is just filling “a hole in his soul.” Meanwhile, Luke takes a nostalgic dive into 'Big Break', the 90s snooker-based TV gem featuring awkward catchphrases, deadpan co-hosts, and a young Ronnie O’Sullivan’s debut. Then, the chat veers into a debate on archiving lost media and Pete’s d…
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Have you ever written a diss track about someone? What about someone who’s in the same band as you and is then forced to play that song every night for years on end? It’s happened to Fleetwood Mac, and it could soon happen to us… We spend half of today's show getting distracted by the 1989 BRIT Awards, wonder what films scare children and get throu…
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Is Humiliation in the bedroom ok? | EP124 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
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On the weeks episode the boys talk self help books and helping your friends out in a time of need. They also talk about two clips on the internet where a woman says her partner put her head in a toilet during sex and she was fine with it and a woman who nearly has a break down in the shop when she gets an expensive bag. To be the first to know abou…
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With a particular story dominating Pete’s consciousness this week, there’s only one place we could start: penis enlargement surgery. Happy Monday! Elsewhere, Pete’s sporting a new haircut courtesy of a random shopkeeper, we put the music world to rights and a listener has documented the *exact* moment they realised they weren’t young anymore. Anyon…
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Today, the lads dive into the perplexing world of rattan furniture: What is it made of? Why is it so expensive? And why was Luke’s cat, Jasper, so obsessed with it? Pete then shares a story about his dad randomly bringing home a snooker table and a bag of balls, sparking a debate about the most inconvenient gifts (spoiler: Luke once sent someone a …
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The Most Dangerous Place to Wear a BUTT PLUG | EP123 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
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On this weeks episode the boys talk a MRI scan gone horribly wrong. “Consent, no consent” (CNC) in the bedroom and if you had a chance to forget all the horrible things that have ever happened to you would you take it? To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our …
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It’s a chaotic start to the week as Pete confesses to accidentally installing a secret camera in an Airbnb, while Luke can’t resist another dig at Jake Humphrey’s “sexy chat.” Elsewhere, Pete considers taking wrestling classes as his January fitness fix and reveals some questionable dessert choices - dog cake and Baileys-flavoured squirty cream, an…
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