(Game discussion begins at 10:40) Hades was a game that people played and now Hades 2 is a game someday that people will play, even though it is in early access. Or is it? Talking points include: the Eugene Levy was dry, comparing apples to bananas, jokes out on that limb, back blaster Kim, and dis game too green. You can send reviews you find to: …

(Game discussion begins at 7:51) New year, new us in some but not all ways. We're pulling up reviews of Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora, and before you listen, just know we have not watched the Avatar films nor have we done so since recording. We also peek at FF7 Rebirths' collector's edition! Talking points include: new year predictions, graphics ver…

We want to be better about release schedules in the new year but will we resolve to do so? Need to find out in this episode. The bracket ends with Jeff at the gym, and we do our old bit for the newest first time. You'll never guess how this ends. Or you will. Hard to say. But seriously, this is it. You can send reviews you find to: listentoplayertw…

We just hit the ground running in this, our second part of the GOTY 2023 decision. The second half of our bracket hits the dance floor with: Star Wars Jedi: Survivor; Lies of P; Starfield; Armored Core 6; Sea of Stars; Octopath Traveller 2 (also); Resident Evil 4; and Final Fantasy 16. Only one will yet survive. You can send reviews you find to: li…

We are rapidly approaching the end of 2023, so here begins our first ever Game of the Year multi-episodic, multi-versal event. For whichever game survives will be the only recommendation we make for the following calendar year. The games in this bracket are: Spider-Man 2, Blasphemous 2, Cyberpunk 2077: The Phantom Liberty, Dredge, Baldur's Gate 3, …

(Game discussion begins at 13:49) The podcast can't change its name, but the Yakuza series can. And it did. Really, really hard. Today we're discussing Ryu Ga Gotaku's newest entry in the long-running Like a Dragon series, Like a Dragon Gaiden: The Man Who Erased His Name. That name seems long but that don't impress me much. Talking points include:…

(Game discussion begins at 10:39) The narrative had changed once again. Somehow, I had managed to get a second episode in two weeks from Listen to Player Two. I had no idea they'd discuss me, but not me. I am a single person, but they are talking about Alan Wake 2, and not just that, they covered: pumpkins in my pocket, unending descriptions, I did…

(Game discussion begins at 15:00) We talk a lot, and I mean a lot, about cereal in this one. It's a huge part of our lives and so it gets I guess one-fourth of the time devoted to discussing Super Mario Bros. Wonder, one of the many swan song titles for the Nintendo Switch. Talking points include: cereal killers, Wes Anderson's The Brothers Wonder,…

(Game discussion begins at 7:30) It is a dark day for our podcast in that Joe remembered to hit publish actually. He did a quick recovery and now we're here to talk about Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty dlc. Talking points include fat bear week, open your heart to Idris, Plantsubstantiation, candy economy, everyone deserves a second second chance. …

(Game discussion begins at 12:41) On this episode we definitely don't talk about the new Soulsborne game that isn't from Neowiz and is not called Lies of P. Talking points don't include: Magic the Gathering conversation starters; Lies of pp; the perfect Perry; Luminopea's prescribed pixels; my controller's dad works at Nintendo power; and my co-op …

(Game discussion begins at 9:30) The ruthless march of science continues on, foolishly, in the face of our greatest foe, Gonera, which is a word that has a definition that is only revealed if you don't skip to the review parts but you're gonna want to do that cause' we're talking about FromSoft's Armored Core 6: Fires of Rubicon!. Also, we introduc…

(Game discussion at 7:30) Now listen, in about 10 hours of this less than one hour podcast episode, you are going to fall in absolute love with our review of user reviews of Starfield, the new game from Bethesda. Talking points include: the Twix debate, crucify the stars, settle for your dreams, dirty surnames, and cost to fun ratio. You can send r…

(Game discussion begins at 13:04) We reveal some pretty wild, secret information about flamingos in this episode. For starters: they are birds. It's funnier in context. Talking points on this episode include: worty dirds, Flaminco, thanks the setting, Mein-mein-mein, and Craptain Planet. You can send reviews you find to: listentoplayertwo@gmail.com…

(Game discussion begins at 6:15) It's been a long time stranger. Make a wisdom saving throw if you remember that we're going to be chatting about reviews of the (at time of recording) recently released RPG hit, Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Studios. Talking points include: Outsiders Narrowcast, Don't Feed Me Fish, Gamers are not a protected class, and …

(Game discussion begins 6:57) If you've heard of ghosts, and Tokyo, and wires, there's a good chance that you've heard of Ghostwire: Tokyo, but you probably don't know if other people think it's worth playing. This episode will fix that provided you aren't a robot. Talking points include: submarine follies, corn flakes' cool sister, non-Euclidian p…

(Game discussion begins at 8:55) Jeff is still gone from this world, and in his stead, we have two games to go over: the horror-comedy game Killer Frequency, and a darling metroidvania named Rusted Moss. Talking points include: the Office humor, Cyberpurple 2077, death by clown noises, Mr. Hook goes to Washington, and ninjas are probably real. You …

(Game discussion begins at 6:30) We're one player down this episode, but that won't stop us from doing our grim comedy work of taking a look at the reviews of games. The game this time is Cassette Beasts, a game that is both like Pokemon, but also not like Pokemon because it's good per the reviews we saw. Talking points include: smokey-mon, being A…

(Game discussion begins at 6:05) We had thought to talk about reviews for the game Gollum, and in an alternate universe we did, but in this universe we discussed the delightful card-based multiplayer shooter Friends Vs Friends! Also, Kim has another theory, and it's basically that heroes are bad guys. Talking points include: kill the world parrot, …

(Game discussion begins at 4:54) This week's episode of Listen to Player Two is funny and we're discussing reviews of Darkest Dungeon 2, but make no mistake: this is not last week's episode. Talking points include: ceiling toilets, spread some light on this, Twister-watch, Army ninjas, Tom Nook is Macavity, and Sir Thomas Waspington the 4th. You ca…

(Game discussion begins 18:04) We recorded this two days before The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom came out because we were brave enough to create content about a game that didn't come out yet even though our format requires the game to be out. Or does it? Talking points include: the world is a big vampire, the icing of man, death by ama, my…

(Game discussion begins at 29:42) Today we discover colossal, which is neither a game nor game company, but does have a great deal of power over our show. We are also discussing Wo Long: Fallen Dynasty which seems to have a lot of comments about its physics systems. Talking points include: metal gear mammoths, private astronauts, picture an apple, …

(Game discussion starts at 5:08) The muse has entered chat and graced us with goofs. We're checking reviews of Star Wars Jedi: Survivor, or as I call it Star Wars Jedi 2: Survivor, and Jeff revels in a Hentime of our lives. Some reviews won't save us. Talking points include: Der Wayne, human wiki, tingle in the Force, creating a pork password, why …

(Game discussion starts at 9:54) It's a Barbie World, ya'll, and we're just living our lives in plastic. Today we dig into the modern platforming classic that is Psychonauts 2 by Double Fine games, talk for way too long about Lightyear, and recommend games for dads. Talking points include: kill Bill Ferrell, secret Lightyear memes, captivate your i…