Spring is springin', hash seeds are growin', and Ricky is ready for Valentine's Day. Yup, space and time are all f**ky on today's Park After Dark! There's also a wordsmarts quiz, a trip to Puppy Mountain, and turkey roasting alchemy. Plus: Beware the Ides of March!

Yeah, I went there.

He's the smartest guy in the park! Seed king MrSoul drops by with his latest delicious creation - Bubble's Blueberry F4, now available at brothersgrimmseeds.com. It's purple! He also spills some seed-growing secrets and teaches the Boys about nuclear reactors. Plus: Can Ricky's Hash Plant make his brain more red?…

Show notes are here. https://tparkatheist.blogspot.com/2025/03/episode-466-trump-vs-civilization.html

F**k off February, and take your sh*tcicles with you! Bubs is still banged up with the bird flu, Ricky's flippin' about flying, and Julian wants to be the new Robin Hood. Plus: Are you a cat person? The Boys wanna talk to you!

Weird Medieval Guys Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/weird-medieval-guys/id1694002215

F**K OFF WITH THE BIRD FLU!! Bubs was just trying to help f**kin' Donnie out, now he's all banged up. Will he take his revenge on the sickly chicken? Also find out why Julian wants to be a workin' man in Japan, and who the Boys crown Dummy Of The Week!

Show notes are here: https://tparkatheist.blogspot.com/2025/02/episode-464-just-taste-of-why-you.html

Happy banging day! Ricky's been trawling Plenty Of Sharks for a date, and Bubs is hoping for a Swedish massage. Julian's got money on his mind with a greasy new business scheme... anyone wanna buy 100,000 eggs?! Plus: Can you beat the Boys in a rock band quiz?

You're gonna need plenty of gummies and booze to keep up with today's Park After Dark! There's a greasy OnlyFans record attempt, 4D fart videos, and a quest to see Oasis - but will Liam f**k off for $500K? Plus: The Boys reveal their plan to save Canada... with LIQUOR!!!

January, its's been nice knowing ya, now f**k off! Ricky's gone down with swan flu, Julian's in trouble for spending merch royalties on ladies, and Bubs has got a feeling he can't hide, oh yeah! Plus: Getcha Ricky hash plant seeds, but don't grow a f**kin' stink weed! Watch a new episode of Park After Dark every Friday at SwearNet.com and the TPB S…

Hey, I found the missing file!

Hold onto your cocks for a frenzy of facts, fun and food f**kery! Bubs and Randy test their fast food knowledge, Julian brings the mind-blowing facts (not) and Randy shows off his f**king terrible impressions!

Show notes are here: https://tparkatheist.blogspot.com/2025/01/episode-463-im-home.html

I've got Flu-A. Please send money.

Mother Nature is a motherf**ka! The Boys raise their glasses to those affected by the LA wildfires. Ricky's also feeling sore after an unpleasant medical procedure, Julian checks out a new rum drink, and there's a lot of borntdays to celebrate. Plus: Look the f**k out when British Randy's trousers come off!…

Show notes are here: https://tparkatheist.blogspot.com/2025/01/episode-462-maybe-it-is-lupus.html

The Boys are high, but Bubs is about to get real high... he's flying to the UK to party with fans at Sh*trockers screenings! They also chat about Fogvid-24, sending Randy to Russia, and Haywire - the unluckiest band in the world!

The episode ends with Skullbeard and I talking about my cats.

The Boys have been partying like it's 1999 - how the f**k did they wake up in 2025?! The future sounds f**ked as they discuss super book-learnt AI, killer robot cops, and sh*tty cyber trucks. Plus: Coming to a theater near you... NUNDERNEATH!

Show notes are here: https://tparkatheist.blogspot.com/2025/01/episode-460-shitty-shitty-bang-bang.html

It's Christmas Day and the Boys can't wait to open their gifts and tuck into a big bacon breakfast! There's also Christmas cracker fun, Jail Spice chips, and Julian's million-dollar plan for 2025. Plus: Ricky believes in... Liquid Santa?!?

He cites a Biblical verse to prove it, I might add.

Santa's come early and brought some awesome sh*t - new Trailer Park Boys chips and BIC lighters! But will they make any scrilla out of it? There's also the world's most costly coffee, a killer cat, and the Jaguar that wasn't there. Plus: What gifts has Julian, ahem, acquired for his best buds? Find out soon...…

The Christmas countdown has begun, and the Boys are getting f**ked up on vodka and... acid?! Ricky recounts his Helix tribute band tour, Julian wrestles with a pipe-bomb-up-the-a*se conundrum, and Bubbles has some devastating Bitcoin news. Plus: A very Swiftie borntday!

Start spreading the news, the Boys are leaving today... to get f**ked up in New York, New York at the Shitrockers movie fan screening! At least they saved $8 on their sh*tty flights to buy some (good kind) chicken fingers. But will Ricky make it across the border? Also: Bad news bananas, radiation nipple hats, and why Randy's about to get fired!…

Show notes are here: https://tparkatheist.blogspot.com/2024/12/episode-458-hey-man-nice-shot.html

Holy flyin' f**k, the Boys had a CRAZY week! Thank f**k they - and Shitrockers bassist Waylon - are sober enough to recount wild tales and gossip from the Standing On The Shoulders Of Kitties premieres in London, LA and Halifax. Find out who nearly destroyed the Abbey Road mixing desk, and what OTHER liquor Julian's been drinking. Plus: Look out Sw…

It's a jumbled mess, I admit.

Julian pulled it off! The man with the world's biggest penis, Matt Barr, joins Ricky, Julian and Randy on the worldy pipe for a special interview. Find out everything you've ever wanted to know about owning a massive unit... and Randy's got some stupid f**kin' questions too!

Today's Park After Dark is out of this f**king world! Julian recounts his crazy UFO experience, Bubbles considers exploring the universe without his kitties, and Randy thinks about friggin' alien cheeseburgers... f**k's sake Randy. And whatever ya do, don't land on Planet F**k!

My thoughts on what we should do in the wake of the election.