Finally, Season 33 of Reverse Centaur is here. Grant is back at the helm and the Poo Crew have landed back in Aettagar… or have they? Will they find out what has transpired while they were gone? Will Grundle talk about music? Will Yvanna talk about her boobs? Will Ffrip shit his pants?Yes…Plus all the feces flinging fracas that you have come to exp…

It's not what we wanted, but we had to move on. Next week. Full episodes with Grant back at the helm!Oleh Reverse Centaur

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Goodness it has taken us a long time to get this posted, but trust us… it was worth the wait. This episode has drama, comedy, death, and life. It was one of those sessions that… well… you have to listen to. What Grant is Drinking: Burial Brewery can be found here. What Marjoire is Smoking: Personal Stash can be found in her garden. What Gregg is Dr…

Everyone from the Mystery Machine seems to have made their way down to the surface of Nanit, but what will they find their? With a hostage situation brewing in the control tower how will our heroes determine who is friend and who is foe? What crazy things might they find there? What was this trap HERBIE was talking about? Find out the answers to th…

What Mysteries lay in wait on Nanit's surface? Before we figure that out we have to figure out what has happened in the hydroponics bay. In this episode HERBIE gets creative, Ffrip looses his pants, Grundle does some squats, and Smirk builds something amazing for Sheri! Don't miss out! What the crew is drinking this episode: Grant is punching dry w…

Well, the Poo Crew have retrieved one canopic jar containing Grundle's heart and they are about to go and get Yvanna's next; but wouldn't yah know, the DM had something planted early on in the adventure and Ginspring just brought it out. Who is this new crew mate? Is she good or bad? Will she meet the same fate as the previous three new crew mates?…

We know. It’s been awhile. This cast will show it’s age in multiple ways… but it’s a good one. A fun one. One filled will heart… and shenanigans. It’s also really long so its like getting two weeks at once. In this episode you can expect Grundle to work on his legs. Smirk become a charming invisible clumsy self. Yvanna trying to keep a baddie charm…

We know... it's been awhile. We promised that when the summer was over it would get better. It hasn't and we are sorry... But not sorry enough to fully produce an episode. So we are giving you a RAW episode (unwrapped) where you get to hear... everything. I mean everything. Soooo.... yah.... No hard feelings? What Gregg is drinking: Firestone Walke…

Sometimes we like to go to dark places… other times, the DM takes the players there kicking and screaming…. Finishing Character Quests can be taxing for all involved, but this week we make it real hard on the DM. Kevin has handed the reigns to his intoxication over to his players… something that he will soon to regret. What Gregg is drinking: Fires…

The poo crew have finally made it to Ghoran Prime. Will they dither about in orbit? Will they try to save Bill's people? Will there be silly music? eh... you know where this is going. What Grant is Drinking: Luna from Beard's Brewery can be found here. What Gregg is Drinking: Fruit of the Dragon by 21st Amendment Brewing can be found here. What is …

On this weeks cast Grundle and Sheri have to take a nap, and can not be held responsible to anything that happens without them (or to them). The Poo Crew still haven’t reached Ghoran Prime despite having a new crew member that has the collective knowledge of a near god-like race… yet the exploits of a naked human in your cargo hold can only be igno…

It might take awhile, but the not-so-heroes of Harmony-One can actually come together and make something happen... which does result in allot of bloodshed, and the creation of more enemies. Who needs an engine to fly a spaceship? Not Yvanna. Smirk seeks to restore his vision, but it costs more than he realizes. Good thing he gets an Androg out of i…

Our heroes are back from the brink, and with a fancy ancient Gateway Engine in tow, but I can’t help but feel they have left someone behind… Now, the galaxy is wide open to them. If only one of them could make a blasted decision. Like any decision. Not only do they not agree, they seem to be stalling until the DM forces a decision on them… which yo…

Our heroes are back from the brink, and with a fancy ancient Gateway Engine in tow, but I can’t help but feel they have left someone behind… Now, the galaxy is wide open to them. If only one of them could make a blasted decision. Like any decision. Not only do they not agree, they seem to be stalling until the DM forces a decision on them… which yo…

We have finally reached the conclusion of the Orran Odyssey, and the players make some surprising choices along the way. Ancient beings, death and rebirth, and even... diplomacy? Find out who manages to live and who manages to... manage.Oleh Reverse Centaur

It has been a long wait for this episode, and Sledge will explain what happened in the intro as our heroes seek a satisfying conclusion. Will there be another Middle-Aged Cosmic Bardic Tortle? Will Professor Grundle do something... ethically adjacent? Will HERBIE become a daddy? How many dick jokes can the DM cram into an episode? Find out these an…

The Poo Crew are riding in cephalopod pods toward what they hope are the ladders of arch. But the pods were built by an eccentric gnome with a squid on his lid, and they don’t seem to be put together very well… Will they drown? Who is the Shareholder? Will Grundle beat up his friends? Tune in for the answer to these questions and more in this weeks…

This week the adventures face puzzles, mysterious strangers, an enigmatic gnome, and a little bit of S&M. Can they make it to the ladders before the world freezes over? Can they agree on how to get there? Can a tree get drunk?Maybe, No, and yes. What Grant is Drinking: Cheboygan Brewing Company Blood Orange Honey here. What Marjoire is Drinking: Lo…

The heroes of Harmony-One have a some strange new ally in that of Captain Pink Nose, having alienated the person they meant to help out in the first place. Pink Nose, smitten with Smirk, takes them to Ice Rock Atoll where the poo crew get back to their usual mucking about. Will they uncover secret organizations? Will they find another Middle Aged C…

The poo crew have escaped the Hallajin, solved a riddle, and stumbled upon a hostage situation they helped cause. Will they make the right choices? Will they sacrifice their morals once again to survive? Will they talk in silly pirate accents? "No", "Maybe," and a definite "Yes." It's been a long wait... but one well worth it. What Grant is Drinkin…

The Poo Crew have escaped the Hallajin and find themselves in another cavern, this time with a riddle. Can our heroes solve the riddle? Will they learn what happened to Orry? Will the DM make a Sonny Bono reference? I won't say yes... but it's not a no. What Grant is Drinking: Coney Island Brewing Company Hard Root Beer can be found here. What Marj…

Welcome to the episode that made Sledge pull his hair out. Please excuse the poor audio quality this week. After a nearly complete edit, The raw audio file became corrupted. No fear because Sledge runs a backup, right? Well when he started working on the back up, that too also became messed up forcing him to start over. Not wanting to work on the s…

After saving their friends from a couple of shifty Aeon Guards, the poo crew explores a cave and doesn't question why the Azlanti Star Empire is on Orray and with working with Abadar Corp. What secrets can the "Motes of the Missing" unlock? What powers will someone acquire? What incredible thing will Space Captain Sheriff Hoofenbrock make next? Wil…

This has been a busy week. So forgive the lack of show notes. Next week expect more info. The music from this episode: Sirius Beat and is used with permission. http://youtu.be/foKOqaimVv4 Sampled Good, Bad, and the Ugly soundtrack by Ennio Morricone All other music and sound effects made by Kevin and is used with permission…

Saddle up pilgrims, this weeks episode takes place in a dusty western themed town. Expect appropriately themed music, costume changes, weapons, and dialogue. Also expect allot of bad, and consequence filled choices. It’s enough to fill your 39 3/4 liter hat. What Grant is drinking: Four Roses Bourbon can be found here. What Gregg is drinking: Kona …

After much coaxing from the Dungeon Master, the Poo Crew finally get their act together and decide to start making some progress. But it wouldn’t be an adventure if Smirk didn’t make some drastic decisions without consulting his comrades…. as well as one that might seal all of their fates… This episode has a bit of everything, from arm-wrestling dw…

Yet another episode of Reverse Centaur where the Poo Crew does everything they can to avoid solving the problem before them or completeling a quest in any meaningful way. Listen to the players roll badly. Listen to the DM struggle with the players. Listen to the players disregard of sense and sensibility. Listen to the DM almost give up in disgust.…

The Poo Crew ended the reign of LaGrunch… but at what cost? Ffrip decides to take matters into his own hands to "save" everyone. But, does his actions save anybody other than one person? Also, can nobody get along? Will Smirk get the appreciation he deserves? How high can Sheri bounce off the furniture? Get the answers to these questions and less o…

The end of the LaGrunch Holiday Special. Strap in... it's a long one.Oleh Reverse Centaur

The Epic Battle between Evil and… well the stupid… continues. No matter what tricks the Poo Crew pulls out, nothing seems to be ending LaGrunch’s reign of terror, until a more… unorthodox approach is attempted. In the end... Love... and Hunger... conquers all. Tune in next week to the conclusion of the exciting seasonal story arc.…

So what does a group of heroes do when one of the galaxies most nefarious villians attacks a space station orbiting a shattered world? Maybe we could ask them some time if they every stop dicking around. Listen to part one of the Holiday themes adventure that has so many bad puns, Theodor Geisel is turning is his grave. What Grant is drinking: Whit…

Look at that, we have another bonus episode to fill the void in your life that has nothing to do with us not being able to record during the holidays. Nope, that is not the reason this episode exists. It's because we want to drag out the suspense. Don't Believe us? Fine. It's because we love you. Still don't? Shut up, it's free, just give it a list…

The Poo Crew's first day just ended, yet everyone but Grundle and Sheri don't get much rest. Yvanna is about to reap what she sowed, and Smirk is along for the ride. Several teachable moments in this episode including, but not limited to, why you shouldn't fly space ships while high. The more you know.... The music from this episode was produced by…

Wow, Ffrip finished he tail of woe last week, but Smirk wasn't there to here it. A nude ysoki is running around ship is something we may have all expected, but when someone is trying to open the doors to the Shuttle/Fighter Bay, everyone needs to spring into action... Will they come together? Will they use some of their new toys? Will they show res…

After last battle with the UKE Toy’s, our intrepid adventures deserve a bit of down time. A nice comfortable trip across the Drift… But we don’t always get what we want… and they definitely don’t get what they need. Join the crew as they discover the wonders of the Mystery Machine and listen to the story Ffrip has to tell. What Grant is drinking: S…

So Kevin wasn't his Sledge like self, and blew off a schedualed record. That happened a week before Grand Rapids Comic Con, so there wasn't a chance to record a back up episode. So Kevin had to scramble to find some un released content... which he found... sort of... Please enjoy: Grilled Cheese Theater The music for this episode was recorded by Sl…

The Poo Crew Manage to get themselves up to yet another bar… this one is just in orbit…. and meet up with Ffrip. Turns out the UKE Toys know that they were coming and want to have an exchange… But, what could they have that Yvanna, Grundle, Smirk, or Ginspring want? Also, Drow Shenanigans, and the newest member of Space Captain Hoofenbrock’s crew: …

The poo crew needs to find a way to get up to a space station to meet Ffrip, but Yvanna needs to look at one last thing before she leaves. Turns out that Mother Terra is still around, but not in the condition that she suspected. Plus, should they trust this Ysoki that seems to reflexively lie to them about silly things like how much money he has? A…

Questions linger in the smelly sewage air as the aptly named Poo Crew recover from their battle with Grant the Naur. It seems Yvanna and Grundle's new traveling companion seems to get himself in as much trouble as Ffrip used to... The question is, do they care enough about the charming rat-type person to actually save him? What secrets is Ginspring…

Finially all three players manage to converge in the same location. What's wrong with Grundle? Will Yvanna manage to find some real clothes? Can Smirk charm his way through everything? What kind of material is space station leisureware made from that it rips so easily? Who is that mysterious figure with the ability to open portals? Find out the ans…

Grant finally gets to play on the other side of the DM screen. His pressence on Hulg is supposed to be of a clandestine nature, so why is a loudsnouted Nuar making it so difficult? What did his church have to gain? Can he avoid making a doodie? Give a listen and find out the answers to these questions and less in the final solo episode of the Starf…

Lets find out if Grundle can break the game like Yvanna did. When you wake up naked in a dirt cell, you might have a few questions... of you might want to punch things. Can the dark and brooding Teifling make a new friend? Will he ignore doors and blindly play follow the leader? Does he get to wear leather? All these questions will be answered, and…

After Ffrip dissapears into the Kirby Krackle, Yvanna and Grundle dive after him. But portals can be tricky things, and Yvanna wakes up naked and alone… seperated from the group. A familiar face don’t really seem to offer much help, but instead raises only more questions. How does Yvanna get out of a confusing bind with only her magnetic elfish sex…

Upon returning to their Rose Legion apartment, the Poo Crew faces a new problem. what to do with a halfling that is playing with himself in their shared bathroom…. Plus Yvanna talks to a bush. This is the start of a brand new story arc in the Starfinder Universe. Thanks to our friends at Pazio for this wonderful game system and supplying their late…

Meet old friends. Confront the Wraith. Stop the murders. Seems easy enough, right? Tune in to the conclusion of 'the Gallows'!Oleh Reverse Centaur

Alternate title: "What the Squirrel Saw..." In this episode, the gang gets deeper into the Gallows murders, and come face-to-face with the Wraith. Enjoy the second part of 'The Gallows'!Oleh Reverse Centaur

In this episode we start our two-part interlude: The Gallows! Follow the Poo Crew into the shady part of town to solve a series of murders involving the first-born of rich families. Why would anyone do this? Who is the Wraith? Tune in and find out! Theme music performed by Drew Alkema, whose work you can find HEEEEERE Cover art designed by Scott Wy…