John’s WIFE likes to SMOKE on her BACK PORCH now and then, NAKED! Well, MANAGER Rog calls from the CAR DEALERSHIP, that just so happens to be BEHIND John’s HOUSE, to let him know that some of his GUYS have been taking PICTURES of his WIFE and he wants to MAKE A DEAL for them! Will John need a SMOKE by the end of this CALL?! Listen FIND OUT! See omn…

Renee DUMPED her EX 4 YEARS AGO and hasn’t thought about him SINCE! Well, Dean, from the PHONE COMPANY, calls Renee to let her know the JIG is UP! They have RECORDS of her STALKING her EX using his PHONE ACCOUNT! And unless Dean and Renee can figure SOMETHING out right HERE and NOW, he’s going to the COPS! Just how UNPROFESSIONAL can one Dean be?! …

Patrika just bought a NEW TRUCK, but the things AXEL is on BACKWARDS, and trying to get it FIXED has been a NIGHTMARE! Well, Dean, the dealership’s resident D-BAG, calls Patrika to first ask her how much she’s ENJOYED their SERVICE, and to somehow BLAME HER for the AXEL being on the WRONG WAY! Will Dean get Patrika to CRACK?! Listen and FIND OUT! S…

Amanda’s getting MARRIED and the VENUE is CHEAPER to RENT if you LIVE in the AREA, so Amanda FIBBED to get a better DEAL! Well, Rog, the rental REPROBATE, calls Amanda to let her know that the JIG is UP! They know EVERYTHING, and since they LIED, they’re MOVING the RESERVATION DATE because they CAN! How will Amanda like the NEW SURPRISE SCHEDULE?! …

Kevin put a $1,500 DOWNPAYMENT on a TRUCK, but the dealership LOST his CHECK, so he sent ANOTHER ONE and they LOST that one TOO! Well, Rog, the PAYMENT department PAIN, calls Kevin to say they have a new SYSTEM, and it doesn’t say anything about Kevin expect that he’s a DEADBEAT! So, they want their money NOW or else Kevin’s TRUCK is getting REPO’E…

Greg left some OILY RAGS in his TRUCK after working on it, they CAUGHT FIRE, he called the FIRE DEPARTMENT, but it was OUT by the time they got there! Well, Dean, the CITY AUDITOR, calls Greg to let him know he’s on the HOOK for $500, FIRE or NOT, since his DUMBASS was the REASON they we’re CALLED in the FIRST PLACE! How BAD will Dean BURN Greg?! L…

Some stuff FELL OFF Tommy’s TRUCK while he was on the ROAD, but no one tried to FLAG him DOWN, so he thought that was that! Well, Rog, calling in with a very UNIQUE yet INDISTINGUISHABLE accent, has TRACKED Tommy DOWN because his CRAP landed on Rog’s CAR! Now Tommy better pony up $1,600 or else Rog’s going to HIT HIM so HARD he’ll think he’s back i…

Mike TRADED in a CAR, but didn’t tell the DEALERSHIP just how BUSTED it was, so Mike thought he made out like a BANDIT! Well, Dean, the D-BAG dealership manger, calls Mike to say he traded in a LEMON so he’s going to have to PAY them BACK, or else Dean’s coming over to SQUEEZE a REAL LEMON in his EYE! Will Dean & Mike TALK it OUT or PUNCH it OUT?! …

Michelle just changed PHONE PLANS, but both her NEW and OLD carriers were CHARGING her DOUBLE at the SAME TIME! Well, Dean from one COMPANY and Rog from ANOTHER call poor Michelle to decide amongst themselves RIGHT NOW on the PHONE just how much Michelle OWES them! How will Michelle like the guy’s UNIQUE PAYMENT PLAN?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omny…

Marie needed a FILING CABINET delivered, but arranging the drop-off took SO LONG she ended up just telling them to KEEP IT! Well, Rog, the delivery DUDE calls to say Marie still needs to PAY for her ADANDONED piece of FURNITURE whether she WANTS it or NOT! How far will Rog go to MAKE the SALE?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for p…

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Melissa’s HUSBAND had a FRIEND whose SHORT STAY at their APARTMENT turned into a MONTH’S long MOOCH, so she finally KICKED him to the CURB! Well, Rog, the RENEGADE rental manager, calls Melissa to let her know, since she SNUCK IN and EXTRA TENNANT, she’s going to have PAY an EXTRA DEPOSIT! Will Rog get Melissa to CRACK?! Listen and FIND OUT! See om…

Jackie had a NIGHTMARE of a TIME getting her CAR SERVICED! They took too LONG; they gave it back to her BROKEN and were RUDE the WHOLE TIME…At least it ended up being FREE! Well, Dean, the KING of customer service, calls Jackie to ask how much she ENJOYED their TEAM’S WORK…Oh, and let her know about some EXTRA CHARGES that just came up! Will Jackie…

Brook found a BAG of GROCERIES in a store’s PARKING LOT, nobody was around, so she decided to TAKE IT! Well, Dean, the FIGHTING MAD foodie, calls Brook to DEMAND 2 THINGS: First, she pays Dean back for his GROCERIES, and second, Brook over Dean’s KNEE so he can teach her a LESSON! Will Brook and Dean be taking this FIGHT back to the PARKING LOT?! L…

Greg had some SNAPPERS STUFFED recently, he made a DEAL with the owner and only paid $500 for BOTH! Well, Rog, the TROUBLESOME TAXIDERMIST, calls Greg to say he’s the OTHER OWNER of the BUSINESS and he doesn’t like Greg’s DEAL, so he still OWES them $500 MORE for the SECOND FISH! And Rog wants his MONEY now, or else Greg’s the next ANIMAL he’ll put…

Lisa had a MEMBERSHIP to a TANNING PLACE, but they DOUBLE CHARGED her for MONTHS, and never PAID HER BACK, so she CANCELLED! Well, Rog, the BRONZED BUTTHEAD, calls to let Lisa know he’s going to CHARGE her CARD for a YEAR of TANNING…Unless they can work some ELSE out of course! Will Lisa’s FACE go from TAN to RED?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystud…

Lynn recently bought a CAR and $1,500 and LOT of TROUBLE with the DEALERSHIP later she can FINALLY use it! Well, Dean, the sleezy SALESMAN, calls Lynn to get her HONEST OPINION on a SERVICE SURVEY of her EXPERIENCE…Can we put you down for a 10 out of 10?! Will Dean be able to NEGOTIATE his way to a GOOD REVIEW?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.…

An airline LOST Scott’s GOLF CLUBS, so he FIBBED about how much they COST to get a bigger REIMBURSEMENT CHECK! Well, Rog, the RENEGADE recovery specialist, calls Scott to say GOOD NEWS, we found your GOLF CLUBS! But, BAD NEWS, you owe US $2,000 for LYING dumbass! Will Scott’s LITTLE WHITE LIE have Rog seeing RED?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudi…

Anne’s trying to CLASS UP her NEIGHBORHOOD with a miniature MICHELANGELO’S DAVID in her FRONT YARD! Well, Rog, the HOA PRUDE, calls Anne to let her know the DEED RESTRICTIONS don’t allow displaying PORN on your PROPERTY so she’s getting a $150 FINE for each of her statue’s EXPOSED GENITALS! Will Anne have to COVER David’s DINGUS?! Listen and FIND O…

Linda was on VACATION having some HANKY PANKY time in the HOTEL ROOM with her HUSBAND, but found out later the REST of the HOTEL could see them DOING IT! Well, Dean, the HOSTILE hotel manager, calls Linda to confirm that YES, we did see you and NO we didn’t WANT TO, so Dean will have to CHARGE them for each person SCARED by their SHAMELESS DISPLAY!…

Linda’s SEWER CAP busted, and it took the city over 2 YEARS to come out and FIX IT! Well Dean, the water district DUMBASS, calls Linda to let her know it might take a LITTLE LONGER to fix since there’s a SNAKE in the PIPE! But not to worry, they’ll get that SNAKE out for ONLY $249, and THEN they MIGHT fix her CAP! How will Linda like SNEAKY Dean’s …

Today’s SCAM VICTIM has 3 COMPUTER SYSTEMS, but until recently, she was only getting CHARGED for 1 of them! She and the COMPUTER PEOPLE went back and forth, but got it RESOLVED…Or so she THOUGHT! Dean, the CONDESCENDING collections guy, calls to say either she PAYS what she OWES now, or else Dean’s coming over to RIPE-OUT her INTERNET PERSONALLY! H…

Nancy’s taken over organizing SCHOOL REUNIONS from a guy who DIED! Well, Dean, the HOTEL MANAGER who just HOSTED a recent REUNION, calls to say he doesn’t CARE that the guy DIED, he didn’t PAY! So, Nancy’s on the HOOK for the RENTAL BILL! How HEATED does this CALL get?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

Henry OWNS a BUSINESS and one of his drivers REAR-ENDED someone, but not to worry, the INSURANCE with cover it, RIGHT? Well, Rog, the crash victim’s A-HOLE ATTORNEY, calls Henry to let him know the MEDICAL BILLS are $6,000 and GOING UP, and Henry’s on the HOOK for it, INSURANCE or NOT! How do we go from talking about BUSTED BUMPERS to BUSTING BONES…

Jackie’s internet provider OWES her MONEY, but they’ve taken over a MONTH to get it to her! Well, Dean, the internet INGRATE, has pulled up Jackie’s ACCOUNT and as it turns out SHE owes them MONEY because she can’t get enough RUSSIAN PORN! Just how CREEPY does this CALL get?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

Pat’s DAUGHTER’S friend stayed with them for 3 MONTHS, COMPLAINING about everything from the FOOD to how CLEAN the HOUSE was the WHOLE TIME! Well, Rog, the DEAD-BEAT daughter’s DAD, calls to say his daughter’s BACK in HOUSTON, and so is HE, so if Pat could take them BOTH in for a few more MONTHS, that would be REALLY GREAT! Will Pat BUCKLE under th…

Cindy’s on her way to COLD SPRINGS to CAMP, but she thinks the SITE she goes to plays FAVORITES with their RESERVATIONS! Well, Dean, the CREEPY camp COUNSELOR, calls Cindy to let her know that even though she’s had her reservation for MONTHS, it turns out Dean’s BROTHER-IN-LAW beat her to it, SOMEHOW, so she’s going to have to ROUGH IT somewhere EL…

Chuck wanted to PARK in an EMPLOYEES ONLY ZONE, but one of the EMPLOYEES asked him NOT TO, so he LOST IT! Well, Dean, the parking lot SECURITY CHIEF, calls Chuck to first ask him if he needs to see SOMEONE about his ANGER PROBLEMS, and then give him a LIFE-TIME BAN from the LOT! Will Chuck and Dean be taking this parking lot disagreement BACK to th…

The HOUSE Keith’s RENTING is behind on its MORTGAGE, but he’s got a LEASE, so he and his LAWYER say he’s not going ANYWHERE! Well, Dean, the big bad BANK MAN, calls to ask Keith, as NICELY as he can, to just GET OUT and FIND another HOVEL to live in! Will Keith be OUT in the COLD tonight?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privac…

Dave LOVES to FISH, but he’s not as into SAFETY, he keeps getting WARNINGS about not having the RIGHT number of LIFE JACKETS! Well, Dean, the GAME WARDEN from HELL, calls to say enough is ENOUGH and Dave and his UNSAFE BUTT is BANNED from the LAKE for 6 MONTHS! Will Dave’s HOBBY be SLEEPING with the FISHES?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/…

Julie likes to FEED the BIRDS from her BALCONY, but the people BELOW her keep getting COVERED in BIRD POOP! Well, Dean, the HOA HEAVY HITTER, calls Julie to say either she stops FEEDING the BIRDS or he’s going to FEED her DEED to FISHES! Will Julie’s PROPERTY VALUE be FREE FALLIN’?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy infor…

Sherri’s CABLE company DUG UP her BACKYARD to lay some LINES, without even letting her KNOW! Well, guess what? The GUYS are BACK to RUIN her GRASS again, this time having to KNOCK her FENCE down to get the BACKHOE in, letting the DOG get OUT, and there’s a $300 SERVICE FEE! But at least THIS TIME they call to let her know WHILE it’s HAPPENING! Will…

Rose ordered a REFRIGERATOR and needed it DELIVERED over the WEEKEND, but they sent it to the WRONG HOUSE, so she CANCELLED the whole THING! Well, Dean, the delivery DEVIANT, calls to say he’s got the FRIDE now and either it’s going in Rose’s HOUSE or ON Rose’s LAWN! Will Rose be able to keep her COOL on this CALL?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystu…

Today’s SCAM VICTIM was having a little HANKY PANKY with her BOYFRIEND in the BEDROOM, but a METERMAN was in the BACKYARD…And the BLINDS were OPEN! Well, Rog, the meter MANAGER, calls our SCAM VICTIM to ask if she and her BOYTOY were TRYING to put on a SHOW, because if so, Rog wants a TICKET! What does Rog do to OVERLOAD the CREEPY-METER?! Listen a…

Today’s SCAM VICTIM got a little TOO DRUNK, got his TRUCK TOWED, but found it BLOCKED in when he tried to retrieve it, so he did the only RATIONAL thing…RIPE the SIDE-VIEW MIRROR off a RANDOM CAR! Well, Dean, the RANDOM car OWNER, has TRACKED our man DOWN to either get him to PAY for the BROKEN MIRROR in CASH or BLOOD! How does this CALL go from BR…

Wendy ACCIDENTLY got HOT GREASE on her FACE and had to go to the HOSPITAL, but they took SO LONG to TREAT her, Wendy just LEFT! Well, Dean, the HOSTILE hospital collection specialist, calls Wendy to say the WORLD is goin’ down the TUBE because of BEAT BEATS who don’t pay their BILLS like Wendy! So, she better PAY UP or Dean’s coming over to put the…

Connie’s AC has been FIXED so many TIMES she lost COUNT, and she’s just about DONE, good thing it’s all under WARRANTY, right?! Well, Rog, the ROUGHNECK repairman, calls to say since she been TAKING UP so much of THEIR time trying to FIX her AC, they’re adding OVERTIME charges to EACH visit, WARRANTY or NOT! How HEATED does this CALL get?! Listen a…

Rob likes to HUNT, maybe a bit TOO MUCH, since he ACCIDENTLY shot a PET DEER on someone else’s PROPERTY before! Well, this time he SHOT Rog’s $10,000 ELK, and if Rob doesn’t PAY UP, Rog is going to take what it’s WORTH out of Rob’s ASS! Will the BUCK STOP with this CALL?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

Janelle’s GYM has a DAYCARE program, just drop your KIDS off and WORKOUT, but sometimes she brings her FRIEND’S kid too! Well, Dean, the customer service CRINGE MACHINE, calls Janelle to let her know they don’t appreciate her taking ADVANTAGE of THEIR VERY GENEROUS program, but since she also hasn’t PAID her BILL, her DEADBEAT behavior at least mak…

Diana had her CAR in for a QUICK FIX, paid the $300 BILL, and was on her way…Or at least that’s what she THOUGHT! Dean, the car collections SPECIALISTS, calls to let Diana know it turns out there’s $139 worth of EXTRA FEES that just got added to her BILL, so either she needs to PAY UP or bring the cat BACK to get Un-FIXED! Will Diana’s SANITY need …

Joel just PAID OFF his DEBT, but the LADY handling his account DIED with the CHECK still in the MAIL! Well, Rog, the COLD-HEARTED collections supervisor, calls to let Joel know he still owes them MONEY, because Rog doesn’t have a record of Joel PAYING, and Rog suspects Joel’s making the WHOLE thing UP because the only one who can say for sure is DE…

Lester’s LEAKY CEILING is causing him PROBLEMS, but his LANDLORD said they’d take care of it! Well, Dean, the DESTRUCTIVE construction guy, calls to let Lester know the work is taking LONGER than they thought it would, so you wouldn’t have a place to STAY TONIGHT, right? Oh, and you owe us $250 for the UNFINISHED REPAIR too! Will Lester be LEFT out…

Heather just moved out of her APARTMENT, but her DOG left a STAIN she’s hoping they don’t NOTICE! Well, Dean, the PUSHY property manager, calls to let Heather know, let found the STAIN, and since she SNUCK in a DOG and LIED about it, she’s going to have to PAY $1,300 to replace the WELL-LOVED CARPET! Will Heather PAY UP or get Dean to SHUT UP?! Lis…

Yvonne’s APARTMENT had 2 YEARS to fix a BROKEN WINDOW that was letting STARY CATS in, so she BROKE her LEASE and LEFT! Well, Dean, the CONDESCENDING collection specialist, calls to let Yvonne know she’s on the HOOK for all the DAMAGE their broken window CAUSED while they WEREN’T fixing it! Will Yvonne CRACK under the PRESSURE?! Listen and FIND OUT!…

An ATM machine EAT Shane’s CARD while he and his WIFE were having a BOOZY night on the town, so he did the ONLY logical thing, still a KNIFE in the SLOT! Well, Rog, the Bull-Headed Bank Teller, calls to let Shane know that they have him on Camera trying to Carve open their ATM, so either he pays Rog some Hush Money or else he’s Calling the Cops! Wi…

Eileen keeps getting into CAR ACCIDENTS, but NONE of them have been her FAULT! Well, Dean, the insurance INGRATE, calls Eileen after the latest REAR-ENDING to let her know that her ROUGH RIDE is OVER, because her INSURANCE RATE is going UP! Will Eileen’s SANITY survive this CALL?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informa…

Douglas is Pretty Darn Good at Bowling, recently rolling a Perfect 300 game with League Approval… Or so he THOUGHT! Rog, the no NONSENSE Bowling League OFFICIAL, calls Douglas to say they looked into his “Perfect Game”, and it turns out the Lane wasn’t up to standard, so that means no 300 for Douglas! Will the OFFICIAL SCORE be SETTLED over the PHO…

Malinda bought a SUPER EXPENSIVE DOLL that’s a DOPPELGANGER of her KID, but she never GOT IT! Well, Rog, the doll DELINQUENT, calls Malinda to say, GOOD NEWS! The DOLL is on its way and all she has to do is PAY for it AGAIN! Will Rog make Malinda his PLAYTHING?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.…

Brian TRADED-IN his TRUCK and got a PRETTY PENNY for his not so PRETTY pick-up! Well, Rog, the trade-in TROUBLEMAKER, calls Brian to say his TRUCK has been FLOODED, and Brian’s BREAKING the LAW not DISCLOSING that, so unless he wants the FUZZ on his TAIL, he better write a CHECK for $1,789! Will Rog make Brian reach his BOILING POINT?! Listen and F…

Lorraine has been PAYING OFF an AMBULANCE RIDE for 3 YEARS, but the LAST PAYMENT is this MONTH! Well, Rog, the DEBT collection DEADBEAT, calls Lorraine to let her know it turns out there’s an extra FINANCE CHARGE…So guess what? You still OWE us MONEY! Will Lorraine PONY UP the DOUGH or just PUT Rog DOWN?! Listen and FIND OUT! See omnystudio.com/lis…