DOWNLOAD Wow. This one is up there. Bad. Like The Brothers Solomon bad. SPOILER ALERT: Moon rock spiders. MOON ROCK SPIDERS.Oleh Adudathuda Studios

DOWNLOAD Darren and Mike surprise Bill for this birthday, but Bill is the one with the REAL surprise. Oh yeah, also, a movie - visually appealing, otherwise a serious let down.Oleh Adudathuda Studios

DOWNLOAD ARE YOU SHITTING ME!?!Oleh Adudathuda Studios

DOWNLOAD We like to find SOMETHING redeeming about every move we BLAST. The most redeeming part of this movie was the Casa Bianca pizza pre-BLAST, then some fine whiskey and tequila mid-BLAST. Movie? What movie?Oleh Adudathuda Studios

DOWNLOAD Whoooo Boy. This one stinks. Fortunately, we're not alone having to tear this one up. It's the annual BLASTkittens festival! We're joined by: Senta Moses, Shannon Muchow, Retta Putignano, and Lisa K. Wyatt. Also: Our annual apology to these nice women for having to watch this coiler.Oleh Adudathuda Studios

DOWNLOAD Some things are better just left alone. Conan the Barbarian is one of them. The movie, that is. Well, the actual barbarian named Conan is probably also best left alone.Oleh Adudathuda Studios

DOWNLOAD Hey everybody! 2012 has ... ahem... started, and we are BLASTing the worst of 2011. The first one to get it is "Season of the Witch" starring Nicolas Cage... enjoy.Oleh Adudathuda Studios

Special Guest Brooke Edwards joins the boys as they ponder the deep questions such as: Who wrote this garbage? Who cast this guy? Real or Fake (and do you care): GO! The Worst of 2010 BLAST-list is wrapped! Happy New Year, everybody!Oleh DVD podBLAST

BENDED!Oleh DVD podBLAST

It's the dawn of a new day. No, not the movie. The movie sucks. HARD. Just like all the rest. No, this is the first ever Streaming BLAST! So fire up the Netflix (or whatever), and follow along as we watch this mess come flyin' in over the internets.Oleh DVD podBLAST

Happy Halloween 'Phemers! Enjoy the gore! Also enjoy all the gross special effects in the movie!Oleh DVD podBLAST

So... who are the real schmucks? The idiots that these horrible people invite to a dinner in order to make fun of them? Or the idiots that sat through the whole movie?Oleh DVD podBLAST

Not a poorly reviewed movie, overall. In fact, in the days leading up to the BLAST, it was suggested that someone may be interested in actually defending it. No. Do you care about the baby-crazy psycho scientist with mommy issues, or the other scientist who seems almost normal, but turns out to be REALLY crazy? We BLAST this in the name of all that…

Aliens have invaded! And they need brains! This could have been the best ID4/Matrix/War of the Worlds/FaceOff/Terminator mash-up ever. If only it had been good. Even a little bit. Almost everyone dies, which you can mark in the "win" columnOleh DVD podBLAST

Some BLASTs are endurance races, some are short and terrible, this one is a terrible endurance race. Luckily, the BLAST Kittens took care of the bulk of the nonsense. 2011 Kittens: Shannon Muchow Lisa K. Wyatt Deidre Moore Retta Putignano Laura SmithOleh DVD podBLAST

Bad 3D, plot holes, and racist Pegusii. Re-hash of the Titans.Oleh DVD podBLAST

FINALLY! Here it is... Howard the Duck. It couldn't escape its destiny forever. Special Guest! BLASTphemer David G. Also: higher quality audio (bigger file, too)Oleh DVD podBLAST

Aaaaand... we're back. Hope you enjoy it.Oleh DVD podBLAST

The heat is getting to us. As we sign off for a short summer vacation, we leave you with the first ever DVD podBLAST double feature: Double Impact and Double Team (in that order) Both starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, one starring him twice, and the other also starring Rebound King and former Flavor of the Month, Dennis Rodman. Squeamish about hearin…

Happy Cinco de Mayo! Join the BLASTers and special guest Senta Moses on a journey through the depths of the human soul as they explore the meaning and significance of Tequila Body Shots. Few knew that what has long been considered just a super hot way to get tequila into your belly is actually an ancient Mexican tradition designed to get really cut…

A troubled Southern teen (Lucas Black) travels to the land of the distant sun to live with his troubled, whore-loving father. (Sound familiar? Thought so. Yeah, we're talking to YOU!) Within hours of arriving, he falls in love with another troubled foreigner, gets caught up in the world of drift racing, and is taken under the wing of a Japanese mob…

MARIAH CAREY! ... So did your eyes just light up, or did you fight off a gag reflex? If you said the latter, then welcome, friend. Face your fear by renting "Glitter" and downloading this podBLAST. Listen for the secret word, then contact us and let us know what it is. You will earn MAD street cred, and we'll add your name to the website under the …