Send us a text Elections have consequences! School nurses will no longer be allowed to perform gender reassignment surgery at school! Dogs and cats in Springfield can sleep at night knowing that Kristi Noem will be looking after their Homeland security. Elon Musk will do to the government bureaucracy what he did to Twitter. Yep, it's time to move t…

Send us a text The Washington Post wouldn't do it but Yes We Canada sure will. This is our endorsement for president of the United States of America. But because we are the Swiss Army Knife of political satire podcasting we will also touch lightly on the size of Arnold Palmer's penis, pet eating and other critical issues facing the American elector…

Send us a text We've been reading the polling in this US election cycle and it looks like Black is the new orange! Donald Trump may be creating a new Black job in Washington DC and we're back to tell you all about it!

Send us a text Well, it's a "major announcement" and if we told you right here what it was, why would you listen to the episode? You know, just because we've dedicated our entire working lives to writing stupid podcast promos doesn't mean we haven't thought this through.Oleh Mio Adilman

Send us a text My dear American progressives, You know when you get all frustrated with your country and say shit like, "that's it, I'm moving to Canada?" Well, 'movin' to Canada is not as easy as it sounds. But because we are so grateful for your support and so tremendously concerned about your future, you know, once Trump gets re-elected and free…

Send us a text Tucker Carlson, American "journalist" decides it's time to fly to Calgary to "liberate" Canada and then jet to Moscow have a "serious talk" with Russian President V. Putin. Much hilarity ensues.Oleh Matt Zimbel

Send us a text Oh, my Americans y’all love your renegades. Your mavericks on a mission. Your rebels in resistance. Y’all love an armed, chiselled man, on a quest for redemption, to hell with “corporate” and their petty, girly boy, rules. America…where insubordination r …us. Which, in an odd kinda way, explains why, over 9 million people who voted f…

Send us a text There are upstanding Conservatives, staunch Republicans, proud “Never Trumpers” or perhaps we should say; “Never Again, Trumpers” and they’re hurting. They lay their weary anti-woke heads on their pillows at night and dream of Nikki Haley being inaugurated as president on January 20th 2025. Now, gosh, we're sorry to pop your right-wi…

Send us a text Well this is a tough one. This episode went sideways. If we tell you how, we will be accused of rampant spoiler alert. So, press play, and and listen carefully as your 9th favorite podcast loses complete control of the run of show.Oleh Matt Zimbel

Send us a text In the United States of America, the law and order party currently has a law and order problem. Looks like the Republican nominee for president is wanted on 91 felony counts in four states. Simultaneously his businesses are in civil court in New York, losing on fraud and financial misdoings charges, just like his charities and his um…

Send us a text 2022 What a year! Fugetaboudit. Never too soon to review 2022! Arghhhhhhhhh. Come on! You can do it. We make it fun and it's the last episode of season two! We're gonna miss you guys!

Send us a text Matt was on assignment in the US and guest host Mio Adilman booked a big one! God makes his second appearance on Yes We Canada for an in depth interview on the Presidential field for 2024, living voters voting for dead candidates, Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and a few never before heard insights into the Jewish religion from someon…

Send us a text In the US there are seven words you can't say on television. Well, in Canada there are 106 words you can't say in Parliament. No shit! Nope, shit is one of them.Oleh Matt Zimbel

Send us a text You’ve heard of “The Great Replacement Theory “right? No? Let me rephrase that… you’ve heard of the right’s great replacement theory… correct? Right? The Jews and other democratic elites are trying to change the electorate by importing immigrants who will vote for democratic policies, like big government spending. Cuz we all know how…

Send us a text Wokies and Wokettes, Huge booking on the show today...a feature interview with God. He's been listening to YouTube clips of Marjorie Taylor Green, Ted Cruz, Alex Jones and Lauren Bobert and they are bringing the wrath of God. In fact, I've never heard him this wrathy.Oleh Matt Zimbel

Send us a text Progressives, I read books about Mike Pence so you don’t have to… You’re welcome. You see Mike was your vice president for four years. You may not have noticed him, he was usually sitting ever slightly behind President Donald J. Trump’s right shoulder, staring beatifically off into the middle distance, his brow slightly furrowed, his…

Send us a text The Canadian Military is in the midst of a full blown sexual misconduct crisis. It has been going on for years. Now, you might think “crisis” is a little journalistic hyperbole, a little “click bait” to keep y’all listening? Oh, no, check this out… in 2016 and 2017, seven former members of the CAF brought a class action lawsuit again…

Send us a text Deplorables… you have now become …delusionals. When you had a tough time selling the triumvirate attack of Antifa / Black Lives Matter / FBI on the Capitol, you pivoted to your “normal tourist visit” narrative which also turned out to be troublesome because of the avalanche of video showing your Trump clad " tourists" beating cops li…

Send us a text Americans, my dear exceptionalist friends, we know how to attack our government buildings up here in Canada too. You're not so special.

Send us a text Americans! Hello, Bonjour, welcome to season two. Let’s get you up to date. When we last spoke, in May of 2021, Trump supporters were claiming that the January 6th insurrection at the Capitol was actually executed by the FBI in a joint venture with Black Lives Matter and Antifa who were false flagging the riot by masquerading in Trum…

Send us a text The British Columbians are masters at running “pirate economies”. Centuries before the current BC Bud enterprise was launched, the fur trade was a huge part of the BC economy when the Europeans arrived in the home of the First Nations with lots of arrogant ambition and a buffet of epidemics. That was followed by a few slightly sleazy…

Send us a text In Canada we have ten “provinces”. Think about the difference between States and Provinces. If you are “stately” it means you are elegant, distinguished, imperial even. If you are “provincial”, you are local, unsophisticated, as y’all say in the States, “a goddamn hick”. That does not apply in Canada. In our country, provinces have m…

Send us a text After you immigrate from the US, we are determined to find you a place to live in Canada. On today's episode we explore Saskatchewan where they have been social distancing for the past 150 years and Manitoba. Friendly, Manitoba, eh?

Send us a text We built this podcast for progressives who want to immigrate to Canada. But then your child idiot president legally lost the election in November. Joey Biden moved into the people's house and turned out to be much more progressive than we ever thought! Who knew? Why would progressive want to leave the US now? You got the keys to the …

Send us a text You will learn about Canada's two tiniest provinces, Prince Edward Island and Nova Scotia. And bonus, you will also learn how to do the famous "Inhalation Affirmation". Your life will be transformed!Oleh Matt Zimbel, feat. Mio Adilman

Send us a text The 16th largest Island in the world is on the east coast of Canada. And you can immigrate there, but before you do, you'll have to be "screeched in". This episode will explain it all.Oleh Matt Zimbel, feat. Mio Adilman

Send us a text What do you think the New Brunswick press called a doll house collecting, disco dancing, 'committed bachelor' premier in the 1970’s? Yep, they called him: “flamboyant”. Richard Hatfield, former potato chip salesman, lawyer and chemist who ran the province for 17 years, is front and centre in a story like no other. I’ll be at Studio 5…

Send us a text We dive deep into Cali-anada, the much discussed movement for California cede statehood with the US and join Canada as our eleventh province. Well, it is a ‘much discussed’ movement on this show, but, probably, nowhere else.Oleh Matt Zimbel, feat. Mio Adilman

Send us a text In Canada, we are a modest people and when huge international celebrity hits, it is very difficult to process with humility. I speak from personal experience:

Send us a text Over the past 20 years roughly 235,000 new immigrants arrive in Canada every year. The current Liberal government has upped immigration levels to 300,000 people per year. Covid 19 isn't helping them get to that number but the intent is there. There’s a lot of criteria to get by the bureaucrat bouncer at the Canadian immigration rope …

Send us a text This episode is about sex. Well, sex and love. Because in Canada if you'renot in love, you don’t have sex. … We are a polite people. I mean we don’t have casual sex in Canada, sex here is formal. We fall in love, then we make love, that’s the way it rolls up here. We also sometimes tell the truth in podcasts. Sometimes.…

Send us a text Up here in Canada, we’re not worried that someone will shoot us in a fit of road rage if we give 'em the finger after they cut us off while driving. We’re polite, we don’t give people the finger. Road rage Canadian style is more …like this: “go…after you, no, no I insist, please, really, I couldn’t, go! you fuckin’ asshole! In fact, …

Send us a text When you look at real estate listings in New York City you can find a crime profile of the neighbourhood. It’s a Google map and when you click on the crime icon, the areas in the hood that have criminal activity turn orange. It’s like the opposite of the “local amenities” listing. Instead of three pharmacies, a dry cleaner and a pet …

Send us a text A province is like a state but with more power and fewer rednecks. But in our country, the province of Quebec is actually “the founding French nation” of Canada, which is why it gets its own very podcast. As the only French speaking province in Canada, the government of Quebec has greater control over what are considered federal juri…

Send us a text In America your merchant class was idolized as self-made, uh, “men”… in Canada merchants were seen as lowly “vendors”. Serving a customer was not regarded as a noble pursuit. We do it and sometimes with a smile and sometimes with excellent results, whatever, I can’t be bothered finishing this sentence. In Canada, service may sometime…

Send us a text Canada was the final destination of the Underground Railroad. We didn’t write poems about accepting someone’s huddled masses, we just did it, often quite reluctantly. Up here, we like our racism discreet and polite. If you are a person of colour, and please note how it is spelled up here, c-o-l-o-u-r … vowels are less expensive in Ca…

Send us a text Your founding fathers are “revolutionaries.” Our founding fathers are “anti–revolutionaries”. Your corporate motto is “life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness”. Ours is “peace, order and good government”. And I ask, who would you rather party with under a bridge with a bottle of Jack?…

Send us a text Allow us to Timsplain Tim Horton's donut dominance in the dominion. Yes, you need to know this, to become a truly socialized Canadian new immigrant.Oleh Matt Zimbel, feat. Mio Adilman

Send us a text I know Royalty is popular. Lots of listeners for Royalty. Well, this is as close to royalty as we get in our ruling class, up here in your new country, Canada, This is the story of the second Prime Minister Trudeau in 52 years. Ok, the Trudeaus are budget royalty, but still lots of ratings for Royalty! You don't want to miss this epi…

Send us a text You think Canada is dull? Think again. You have a blond rich girl who decided to get into politics at the pro level...hey!... so do we!Oleh Matt Zimbel, feat. Mio Adilman

Send us a text Hey America, you got a first lady, we got a spouse...this is the first-person debrief.Oleh Matt Zimbel, feat. Mio Adilman

Send us a text Progressives! You saved the Republic! But you're still moving to Canada. This episode not only tells you why, it tells you how to be the proper owner of two, count 'em, two passports! Bienvenue au Canada!Oleh Matt Zimbel, feat. Mio Adilman

Send us a text Folks say that Trump’s opening act was Sarah Palin. Sarah could see Russia from her house! But while Trump can’t exactly see Russia from his house apparently, he sees a lot of Russians at his house. The real opening act for Trump was actually the late crack smokin’ bad boy Mayor of Toronto Rob Ford. You are about to learn about the “…

Send us a text Sometimes American low information politicians on the right get all mixed up and call Canada a “paramilitary democracy.” No, our system of government is actually called a “Parliamentary Democracy.” This will explain everything.Oleh Matt Zimbel

Send us a text Progressives, thinking about moving to Canada? Of course you are! We can help. To get in you need to take a test…Unless you are under 18 or over 54. Then there is no test, you can just swear yourself in. Fu*k, this is a cool country!Oleh Matt

Send us a text Thinking of moving to Canada? Of course you are. We can help. Here's the Yes We Canada back story. Moscow Mitch send in da judge!Oleh Matt Zimbel