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Hey. We're coming at you this week from way atop our high horse. We may or may not have predicted/manifested some stories in the news lately. Ezra is escalating. Elon continues to spawn and Nick Cannon noticed. Megan Fox is glamorizing the infantilization of men and must be stopped. (april's okay with woody allen if it's just soon-yi) Machine Gun K…
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Greetings, enemies. We've been busy fighting dark NRG, tf you up to? There will come a time when you realize you no longer have power over us - a time when you will know us only by the trail of chaos in our wake. Endowed with the energy of The Flash (the ring is very important), we dart from topic to topic: Elon Musk keeps making children because h…
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Well Cigs, the Hearpp trial is over. Non-horny ladies around the globe are grieving the end of women's rights (to defame). After an immersive two months, we're just grateful to change our shit-stained sheets and imbibe some lighter fare. Per usual, we need to talk about Kevin and his alleged LSD/non-binary grooming of Standing Rock Reservation chil…
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Greetings to all our right wing extremists, "Men's Rights Activists", and ladies that discovered clit to Edward Scissorhands. Unfortunately for everyone, here's another bloated episode dedicated to AH's performance of a lifetime. Keen eyes saw no tears, officers saw no injuries, and Elaine can't see her mic. Now listen, I know it seems like we have…
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Hello #truthers, VapeGods™, and dookie detectives - Welcome to Part 2 of our series detailing the Hearpp pandemic. In this episode, we're covering highlights from the first half of the trial. We're talking Milani, Starbucks, the lazy LAPD, metadata - and that's just the opening statements. We'll be reviewing key witness testimony, the court of law …
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Hellllllooo poppet. Could you be a doll and pass the Adderall? We're gonna need it to get through this *literal* shit show. Man, we were really overdue for another lawsuit between Johnny Depp and Amber Heard, and Johnny - the Southern gentleman, he is - much obliged. In preparation for the next few weeks of Defamation 2: Virginia Edition, allow us …
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Ladies, Gentlemen, Ukrainian Refugees™ - Welcome to Big Cigarette. We will be your vessels of love this evening. Leah has returned from Australia and literally didn't see a single fucking continental creature besides something called a "bin chicken." In her absence, our tarot reading unleashed a series of chaotic events - Hilaria convinced Alec to …
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Hey. Leah abandoned us to go get an eyebrow piercing in Australia so I've been softly weeping and hiding behind a shower curtain and spending hours a day doing Gua Sha and YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ITS LIKE AND I KNOW YOU'RE JUDGING ME WHEN I DID NOTHING WRONG AND IM THE HAPPIEST AND MOST LYMPHATICALLY DRAINED THAN I HAVE EVER BEEN IN MY LIFE. Any…
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Well cigs, we're grieving. Art is dead. Love is dead. But our vision is Krystal Klear. We bid farewell to some of our favorite couples this week so please be compassionate while we heal. As the Lord shuts the door on Ye-lia, he opens a window... it's a conference room... a group of marketing executives are huddled *silently* at the head of a white …
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What's up freak bitches, welcome to The Big Cigarette Experience. We took a shit ton of testosterone replacement hormones and high potency edibles and we're ready to spit some hot takes. We start the ep with some fun stuff - Ye told everyone in New York that Pete has AIDS, Pim Kardavidson went on a date with Bezos, RiRi made a bb and we already lov…
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Hi, it's ciggy. You've probably seen the news, and yes! It's true, we're still high on the, like, pheromone oils exchanged while like literally forming the most organic relationship of our lives. We're totally just getting to know each otherrr and like talking so fast and nooo we're not putting any labels on it except like the truly essential ones …
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Well, hi. We were busy attending the Omarion Variant Tour and lost all sense of time, space, smell, taste, etc. Fortunately, our sense of duty prevailed, our intensive holistic immunization procedures concluded, and our paternity tests have determined ... YOU ARE THE FATHER. Khloé has egg on her face again since news broke that Tristan Thompson pre…
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ALL RISE FOR THE HONORABLE JUDGE CIGARETTE. *gavel gavel* Court is now in session. There's a lot of celebs on the naughty list this year: Jussie, TSwift, Holmes, Duggar, Baldwin, and MORE. But we're two very good girls with incredible judgement. We've been chain smoking cigarettes in a tiny office with a dim lamp, we've considered all the mens rea,…
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Ciao ciggies, benvenuti. We've been preparing for months to enjoy House of Gucci and yet... the only thing worth remark was the value of Jared Leto's method acting. After a tepid review, we decided to show Ridley Scott a thing or two about *character development* and tackled a house even greater than Gucci - The House of Carters. Light a cig, huff …
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Hey, Cigs. We took a little holiday break for some uninterrupted gratitude. Now we're back, and feeling *sexually well* -- so well, in fact, we're excited to announce we've teamed up with @bellesaboutique to create a revolutionary pleasure device: The InCIGerator™. Crafted with gender neutral silicone, this non-toxic vibe is perfect for literally a…
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Hi Cigs, thanks for having us. We need to set the record straight about a few blatant LIES being spread before the woke mob puts the final nail in our cancel culture casket (cute). First of all, Aaron Rodgers does NOT want to talk about the 500 pages of research he compiled on homeopathic immunization processes. Second of all, Shailene Woodley does…
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Hallo sigarets, it's your Dutch sluts. Zayn pushed us into a dresser real good and now we must be in Hell because Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian held hands and are probably doing performative Stanton Island sex RIGHT NOW. Anyway - while we're here roasting in eternal damnation: we provide an update on the Baldwins from a very private location in …
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¡Hola cigarillos! We've been ~ muy mal ~ and took a week off to attend a yoga retreat in our native España. However, when news broke that our dear friend Alec Baldwin was involved in a tragic on-set shooting, we stopped shavasana and jetted straight to Vermont to get the scoop. And Dios mío, scoop we did! In this episode, we allow special investiga…
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We're back, but this time our skin is like silk and our bodies have curves in all the right places and we own the largest collection of Vermeer paintings and we STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, BRITTANY MURPHY? However, we did get several answers to questions we did not ask, thanks to this week's expertly coordinated mega dump of Kourtney/Travis/Meg…
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Big Ciggie missed you. Your beloved terrible-looking white bitches have finally been released from the trunk of Dave Chappelle's car...and we have some thoughts. But first, we review a lil investigative journalism we conducted last week in our quest to expose all liars. Then, we share confusion over the Facebook "whistleblower," and thoroughly revi…
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Hi. We're Big Cigarette: singer, activist, and Demi Lovato experiencer. Sorry we're late, but it's your fault. This week, we start the episode on a high note with some of Leah's favorite headlines. But don't get too comfy, because April went full method by getting drunk for a deep dive on our favorite fruit fly, Demetria Devonne. The tweets, the ov…
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Hello friend - Big Cigarette™ is working overtime in the emotional labor department and is currently at capacity. Is there someone else you can talk to? Text Joe30330 to receive affirmations. This week, we're afraid of the internet. We chat about some *buzz words* - the evolution of #tradwife - parasocial relationships - if (April) leaves a suicide…
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Look, we had to do it. As professional cultural commentators and white women in athleisure...we had to cover the MTV Video Music Awards. Does Justin Bieber have lupus or Lyme's disease? Is Doja Cat a computer generated PSYOP funded by Pepsi? HOW MANY MARRIAGES WILL OLIVIA MUNN DESTROY? We're literally asking, we do not know. And just in case we did…
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Big Cigarette™ has a fear of needles, but we're not afraid to talk about some pricks. First up, we cover John Mulaney's terrible horrible no good very bad year, and the *highly suspicious* timeline he constructed to announce he came inside Japanese potato evangelist, Olivia Munn. Then we shift gears to a more consequential scammer - Elizabeth Holme…
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Hiiiii *giggle* uwu. We're just two shy, sexy babies trying to figure out who the hell Bella Poarch is and how the fuck she got 500+ million views on Tiktok for a 10 second face dance. Do we figure it out? No. But we do know enough about Zoe Kravitz and Channing Tatum to understand their budding relationship is an unholy union and we are here for s…
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Aloha, tramps! We've donned our finest Tommy Bahama shirts and evil eye amulets to discuss the latest video, "Envy," from Youtube darling and philosophy MILF, Natalie Wynn. Then we take a bunch of ketamine, check into the Pineapple Suite, and recap HBO's The White Lotus. Fuck this place! xoxo Follow us on Instagram @bigcigarette_pod All interstitia…
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Somehow we did this again. This week, we had a long chat on HBO's Woodstock '99: the looks, the boobs, the original f(y)re fest. Nu-metal did nothing wrong. You know who did something wrong? GREG GRIPPO. Sorry cuties, we're talking about The Bachelorette. DMX Woodstock '99 Full Set https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXQZw9WM84k&t=938s…
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