Our first live show! Featuring some of your old favorites and some brand new material. Enjoy! Produced as part of the Next Step Screenplay series by All the Line Studio and Incubator. Recorded live at Bynx, Orlando, Florida September 30, 2024 Directed by Doug McDowell Sound Design and Recording: Michael F. Lewis Live Stream: Tony Taylor Artistic Di…

Our tenth episode! With a Halloween theme! Look out behind you! Featuring: Pumpkin Spice Apocalypse… The Day HE Went to See His Agent… The Bureaucrat… The Big Bad Wolf: Behind the Howl… Angel Studios Halloween… The Haunted GPS… and More! “Pumpkin Spice Apocalypse” written by Jeffrey Herman Voices: Narrator: Jeffrey Herman Kara: Paige Weinsheimer Gr…

If you find yourself in the Central Florida area, don’t miss our first live show on Monday, September 30, 2024 at Bynx in Downtown Orlando, in partnership with All The Line Studio and Incubator. You’ll be able to see our talented actors live on stage performing some of our finest sketches from past episodes plus some amazing brand new material. It’…

Our ninth episode! That’s almost ten. Featuring: Crime Talk with the Holmes Bros.…Olive Garden Gangsters… The Bureaucrat… Bitch Bar… Superheroes’ Day Off… and More! “Crime Talk with the Holmes Brothers” written by Erik Deckers Voices: Mycroft Holmes: Scott Monty Sherlock Holmes: Paul Singleton Charles Garrett: Burt Wolder Heather Featherlight: Toni…

Our eighth episode! We’re getting the hang of this. Featuring: The Assistant App…The Bureaucrat… Build GPT… Miss Fortune’s misfortune… Drag Drive… The Esteemed Mrs. Barker… and More! “Assistant App” written by Kimberly DiPersia. Voices: Announcer (Male): Marc Lucia Slogan Voice (Female): Toni Deckers Female Entrepreneur 1: Sarah Zavala Female Entre…

Our seventh episode! It was supposed to out in February. We got sick. It’s late. So just laugh at all the Valentine’s stuff anyway. Featuring: After Happily Ever After… The GenX-Files with Smoulder and Sulky…The Night Podiatrist…Miss Fortune… Tom Lehrer teaches you to tango (and how!) … and More! This episode is dedicated to Kimberly Wolski. “After…

We're a little behind getting February's episode out due to unforeseen circumstances ( Miss Fortune didn't even see it). But we'll be back soon with a brand new episode. In the meantime, please enjoy this preview, featuring a trip back to the 90's and that TV show we all loved (well, the nerds did, anyway). written by Jennifer Kalison and Kimberly …

Action! Adventure! Women in Trousers! Join the Major, his man Rupert and the scandalous Lady Ramsbottom on their adventures aboard the time-traveling airship, HMS Impossible. Originally featured in Episode 4, this version has been remixed and remastered for your listening pleasure. written by Doug McDowell. Voices: Presenter: Stede Bonnett Major Al…

Our sixth episode! And it’s a big one. Just in time for the Holidays! Makes a great gift! (not really) Featuring: A Taylor Swift Thanksgiving… Al Standish for Not-Now!…Ken Burns Presents: The Civil War Revisited…We Got Food…Donut Friday… The Night Podiatrist… The Cryptopsychiatrist… The Bureaucrat… …Miss Fortune… Tom Lehrer celebrates Hannukah (in …

While you're anxiously awaiting Episode 6, here's the latest from our prolific prognosticator, Miss Fortune! Written by Andrea Howells Announcer: Stede Bonnett Miss Fortune: Andrea Howells Support us on Patreon Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com Support us on PatreonOleh Canned Meat Theatre

Our fifth episode! (Almost) just in time for Halloween. Boo! Featuring: Shelf Help: Halloween Edition… Antipersonal Ads…Haiku News…The Bureaucrat… The Old Scouts…Miss Fortune… Sam Champion’s Jaguars Podcast… and More! “Shelf Help: Halloween Edition,” written by Jennifer Kalison. Voices: Shari Phelps: Jennifer Kalison “The Old Scouts” written by Jef…

While you're waiting for the next episode of Canned Meat Theatre, please enjoy Shari Phelps as she teaches you the benefits of open shelving. Remember, an organized space is a happier place! And look for future members-only bonus material on our Patreon site! Written and Performed by Jennifer Kalison Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com Support us…

Our fourth (and longest) episode! (let’s hope advertisers notice) Featuring: The Major The Night Podiatrist: a Pedicure Affair Haiku News Wedding Bells Bail Bonds Tom Lehrer recalls those golden college days. and More! “The Major,” written by Doug McDowell. Voices: Presenter: Stede Bonnett Major Alcock Brown: Doug McDowell Rupert: Doc Anthony Bravo…

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Remixed December 2023. Our third episode! (well, we’re excited, anyway…) Featuring: The Secret Life of the Great White Shark The Bureaucrat Ask Your Uncle Dave Tom Lehrer holds forth on the joys of spring (and animal abuse). and More! “The Secret Life of the Great White Shark,” written by Wayne Cothron and Doug McDowell. Voices: Herve Vachon/Bob: D…

Remixed December 2023. Our second episode! (despite the pleas for sanity) Featuring: The Night Podiatrist...The Bureaucrat...Name and Address Withheld: Say Hello to Mrs. D...The Cold War fondly remembered with Tom Lehrer (what ever happened to Hen3ri?)... And More! “The Night Podiatrist,” written by Jennifer Kalison and Doug McDowell Voices: Dr. Si…

Original Comedy. Bits and pieces lost in space and time. You never know what's inside. Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com Support us on PatreonOleh Canned Meat Theatre

Remixed December 2023. Our Pilot Episode! Featuring: The Unbearable Emptiness and Impassive Cruelty of the Dessert...Name and Address Withheld: Vaya Con Dios...A recitation of the Periodic Table c. 1959 with Tom Lehrer... and More! All original material written by Doug McDowell “The Elements” by Tom Lehrer (tomlehrersongs.com) released to the Publi…

Meet Dr. Sidney Greenbaum, the Night Podiatrist. Coming soon in Episode 2! Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com Support us on PatreonOleh Canned Meat Theatre

Welcome to beautiful Bellevue Beach, the home of hapless city planner Art Cox. Go Sea Slugs! Coming soon in Episode 2! Visit us at www.cannedmeattheatre.com Support us on PatreonOleh Canned Meat Theatre