Season Three, Chapter Two: Tea or Death

Infinite Deer: A Dungeons and Dragons Podcast

Having introduced our ragtag band of chaotic good/neutral/evil misfits and with the Axe of Khadur MacGuffin well and truly established, we continue our hunt through Artania. Featuring Lachlan as Hendric Stonesword, George as Ambo Phibian, Emma as Iva Chatte, Alex as Leer Flim-Flam. Hosted by Dungeon Master Sam Went. Story We continue following The Leer Patrol (do we like that as a name?) as they blindly follow an unknown artifact right into the middle of a slaughtered-town-cum-dwarvish-army/holiday-camp. What awesome adventures and atrocities await them? Will they be welcomed into the holiday making arms of the dwarves? Or will they find out the hard way that there’s no such thing as a Geneva convention in this world? Quotes Ambo: I am fish person, so I go very well with white wine! *** Iva: *rolls over onto her back and just flails her legs around trying to look cute* ... DM: You get a bellyrub! Find us on social media! Facebook:@infinitedeer (https://www.facebook.com/infinitedeer/) Twitter: @infinite_deer (https://twitter.com/infinite_deer) Instagram : @infinite_deer (https://www.instagram.com/infinite_deer/) Consider supporting us on Ko-fi at www.ko-fi.com/infinitedeer ! Thank you so much! Cast and crew: Sam Went: Writer/ Dungeon Master/Producer George Hughes: Cast/Producer Lachlan Bennett: Cast/Producer Emma Gadsdon: Cast Alex Tansley: Cast/Producer Behind the scenes: Evey Larham – Editor/Producer/Technician Symphomix - Music (https://www.pond5.com/artist/symphomix) Hugh Ingamells - Artist (@CaptnBrowncoat) Friends of Infinite Deer: This week we’re super pleased to promote our friends over at O.M.E.N Investigations! Their hilarious exploits into the supernatural and weird are well worth listening to, find them on all good podcasting apps and over on social media @OMENCast on Twitter! And finally, thank you to our fans and listeners, old and new! If you like the Infinite Deer podcast please don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to future episodes. Did you know the number of podcasts in existence is around 850,000? The number of people involved in all of them must total into the millions, more than enough to create a religion around them. And you know what any new religion needs? A figurehead, a leader, a podcast so beloved that its listeners total into the five digits! I humbly suggest that Infinite Deer be that leader, so please consider voting us in at the next Podcast Election, and we will humbly negotiate on humanity’s behalf with PODCASTIMUS PRIME, the Giver and Taker of Podcasts, the Great Rogue AI spawned into existence by the enormity of data generated by the millions of hours of unlistened podcasts. We shall beseech Them to strike down Radiotron, the devil created through the convergence of all the bitterness and anger of all radio stations that no longer exist, in a great cosmic battle on the other side of the moon.