Chapter Twelve: No Witnesses! - Infinite Deer

Infinite Deer: A Dungeons and Dragons Podcast

Infinite Deer is an actual-play homebrew D&D 5e campaign podcast – find us on iTunes – http://bit.ly/infinitedeer Sam Went is Dungeon Master, Lachlan is Chad Blazer, Merry is Merrielle Blazer, George is Bo Vine and Alex is the Morality Ghost/Rules Monster. Competition Winners! We’re pleased to announce that the final winner of our Giveaway Ratings Competition –Congratulations *Hendrick Alderstone*! You’ve won a picture with the Infinite Deer Cast – which is up on our Twitter, Instagram and Facebook page now! We hope you enjoy it! Thank you everyone who took part in our competition! Last Time on Infinite Deer After playing drinking games with kobolds, the gang find themselves locked in a cell by the very same kobolds they met the night before. A Karusa Guard in the adjacent cell reveals that The Ancient Circle are planning to use Azure, the girl they returned to her wizard father, as a human bomb. Story After interrogating Lorenzo, the city guard officer who has been following them the whole time, the gang find out that an ongoing feud between magic folk and rest of society within Karusa has meant that wizards have formed a group, The Ancient Circle, with the intention of destroying the city. With the agreement that Lorenzo will pardon The Merry Few of their countless bad deeds once back in Karusa, the gang hesitantly let him out. The gang discover they are in a kobold dungeon and attempt to get out. While Merrielle and Chad take the lead, Bo kills Lorenzo in the name of ‘No Witnesses’ and blames it on one of his cows. Chad kills Tilda Swineton-Not-A-Pig-But-In-Fact-A-Cow convinced it was the evil twin of it and Angela Mer-cow. The Merry Few and Angela Mer-cow then come up against more kobolds and a slaad trapped in a cage. Was Tilda Swineton the only evil cow? What awaits our heroes on the other side of the gate? What are The Ancient Circle planning for Azure? Find out in the next penultimate installment of Infinite Deer: A Dungeons and Dragons Podcast. Quotes Bo: Okay Lorenzo, we have a rule which is no witnesses. Kind of our thing *** Chad: Suddenly a slightly bigger kobold appears. They call this one ’Jazzy Jeff’ Find us on social media! Facebook:@infinitedeer (https://www.facebook.com/infinitedeer/) Twitter: @infinite_deer (https://twitter.com/infinite_deer) Instagram : @infinite_deer (https://www.instagram.com/infinite_deer/) Wordpress: http://infinitedeer.wordpress.com Tumblr: https://infinitedeerpodcast.tumblr.com/ Credits and Acknowledgements Equipment- Infinite deer was recorded using a Zoom H2N microphone in Ms Keech & Mr Went’s shed. The editing software used is Audacity. We have many people to thank who have made Infinite Deer possible: Sam Went – Writer/ Dungeon Master/ Producer Alex Tansley –Assistant writer/Audio technician/ Morality Ghost / Producer Amy Larham – Producer/Editor/Music Merry Martyn – Cast: Merrielle Blazer/ Producer Lachlan Bennett – Cast: Chad Blazer /Web design George Hughes – Cast: Bo Vine Hugh Ingamells – Artist Dag Simeon-Corbett – Outro voice Wizards of the Coast – Amazing minds behind Dungeons and Dragons that made our silly little lives have purpose A huge thank you to our fellow nerdy friends and family for support. And finally, thank you to our fans and listeners! If you like the Infinite Deer podcast please don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to future episodes. All our subscribers have a special place in our collective hearts, which grow with each and every new subscriber. Soon our hearts will communally grow to the size of one particularly large kobold!