Chapter Six: Orc Bacon - Infinite Deer

Infinite Deer: A Dungeons and Dragons Podcast

Infinite Deer is an actual-play homebrew D&D 5e campaign podcast – find us on https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/infinite-deer-a-dungeons-and-dragons-podcast/id1350552074 Sam Went is Dungeon Master, Lachlan is Chad Blazer, Merry is Merrielle Blazer, George is Bo Vine and Alex is the Morality Ghost/ Rules Monster. COMPETITION! Our competition is now over! Please check next week to find out our winners! Last Time on Infinite Deer: A Dungeons and Dragons Podcast Bo and Merrielle meet with members of The Ancient Circle, who said they would reveal the location of The Man in the Crimson Coat if they steal a key from the city barracks. They agree and meet back with Chad who has started a pub-fight in the interim. They set it on fire, and head back to the town. Story The town crier describes an arson attack in the warehouse district which killed many, but The Merry Few are convinced it wasn’t the same fire they started in the warehouse district. Relieved of any guilt, they head into town to pick up supplied before the Barracks raid. Chad and Merrielle decide to bide the time by attempting to search for pipeweed in seedy alleys. Chad approaches an Orc; the most likely drug dealer in his eyes; before realising it’s the same Orc which he initiated a fight with the night before. Another heroic encounter ensues. A weedy and odd-looking man overhears Chad and Merrielle’s plight to find pipeweed and lures them in another alley. Other bandits surround them, the weedy man turns into a were-rat and yet another encounter ensues. Merrielle is bitten, but Chad and Merrielle end as victors before looting the were-rats body for drugs. Meanwhile, they suppose Bo is having a wholesome day out with his favourite cow Betsy. Questions: Is Merrielle a ware-rat? What has Bo and his cow been up to all this time? And wasn’t this all supposed to be leading to a barracks at some point? Find out in the next pleasant episode of Infinite Deer: A Dungeons and Dragons Podcast. Quotes Ghost: Do you think the voice of conscience is laughing in your head right now? Bo: it’s just going ‘meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow’ *** Chad: Well maybe they should have thought about that before they decided to have green skin Follow us on social media! Facebook:@infinitedeer (https://www.facebook.com/infinitedeer/) Twitter: @infinite_deer (https://twitter.com/infinite_deer) Instagram : @infinite_deer (https://www.instagram.com/infinite_deer/) Wordpress: http://infinitedeer.wordpress.com Tumblr: https://infinitedeerpodcast.tumblr.com/ Credits and Acknowledgements Equipment - Infinite deer was recorded using a Zoom H2N Microphone in Ms Keech & Mr Went’s shed. The editing software used is Audacity. We have many people to thank who have made Infinite Deer possible: Sam Went – Writer/ Producer/ Dungeon Master Alex Tansley – Assistant writer/Producer/Audio technician/Morality Ghost Amy Larham – Producer/Editor/Music Merry Martyn – Cast: Merrielle Blazer/ Producer Lachlan Bennett – Cast: Chad Blazer/Web design George Hughes – Cast: Bo Vine Hugh Ingamells – Artist Dag Simeon-Corbett – Outro voice Wizards of the Coast – Amazing minds behind Dungeons and Dragons that made our silly little lives have purpose A huge thank you to our fellow nerdy friends and family for support. And finally, thank you to our fans and listeners! If you like the podcast please don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to future episodes, every like = one prayer to Mithras.