Chapter Nine: Celebrity Death Battle - Infinite Deer

Infinite Deer: A Dungeons and Dragons Podcast

Infinite Deer is an actual-play homebrew D&D 5e campaign podcast – find us on https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/infinite-deer- a-dungeons- and-dragons- podcast/id1350552074 Sam Went is Dungeon Master, Lachlan is Chad Blazer, Merry is Merrielle Blazer, George is Bo Vine and Alex is the Morality Ghost/ Rules Monster. Competition Winners! We’re pleased to announce the third winner of our Giveaway Ratings Competition – Congratulations Olivia Newbie John! You’ve won yourself a giant D20! To claim your prize, please contact us at [e-mail] Listen next week to find out if your one of our lucky winners! Last Time on Infinite Deer While infiltrating the city barracks, The Merry Few decide to waste most of their spell slots killing fantasy Ed Sheeran. Once close to the office where the much needed key is located, they engage in a fight with a stone griffin which proves very difficult. Story In a frustratingly long battle in which Chad falls unconscious a record-breaking 2 times in one fight, the Merry Few are finally victorious against the stone griffin. Once they find the office to the city barracks the boys vent their frustration by smashing up a desk and then defecating on its remains. The key is found along with a broken bottle of much needed health potion. The Merry Few not-so- subtly leave the city barracks and head back to Ye Olde Cheers in hopes of a long rest. Merrielle is promptly woken up by one of the members of the magic circle informing her that the guards are searching for them. The Merry Few manage to convince the Ancient Circle member to assist them in escaping and are given information about The Man in the Crimson Coat in exchange for the key. The member agrees, and with no hit dice to burn, health potions to drink or pet cows to slaughter, the gang nervously head out. They are stopped by 2 guards. Will The Merry Few escape Kurusa? What’s Azure been doing this whole time? And finally, where is The Man In The Crimson Coat? Find out in the next revelatory installment in Infinite Deer: A Dungeons and Dragons Podcast. Quotes Chad: Actually I also call my **** the Chad hammer Bo: I call mine the truth because it hurts *** Wizard: you broke into the barracks, you murdered multiple guards - Bo: did not! Wizard: you stole from the guard captain and showed your faces to 2 guards out front. They are looking for you. Merrielle: aaaaahh Wizard: what the hell are you still doing in the city?? Merrielle: I knew there was something I forgot Follow us on social media! Facebook:@infinitedeer (https://www.facebook.com/infinitedeer/) Twitter: @infinite_deer (https://twitter.com/infinite_deer) Instagram : @infinite_deer (https://www.instagram.com/infinite_deer/) Wordpress: http://infinitedeer.wordpress.com Tumblr: https://infinitedeerpodcast.tumblr.com/ Credits and Acknowledgements Equipment - Infinite deer was recorded using a Zoom H2N Microphone in Ms Keech & Mr Went’s shed. The editing software used is Audacity. We have many people to thank who have made Infinite Deer possible: Sam Went – Writer/ Producer/ Dungeon Master Alex Tansley – Assistant writer/Producer/Audio technician/Morality Ghost Amy Larham – Producer/Editor/Music Merry Martyn – Cast: Merrielle Blazer/ Producer Lachlan Bennett – Cast: Chad Blazer/Web design George Hughes – Cast: Bo Vine Hugh Ingamells – Artist Dag Simeon-Corbett – Outro voice Wizards of the Coast – Amazing minds behind Dungeons and Dragons that make our silly little lives have purpose. A huge thank you to our fellow nerdy friends and family for support. And finally, thank you to our fans and listeners! If you like the podcast please don’t forget to rate, review, and subscribe to future episodes. If you are our lucky millionth subscriber, you could win a personalised Infinite Deer pen! Get subscribing before someone gets there first!