LITTLE JOEY'S TEACHERS CLOTHES - Note From Teacher Little Joey came home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Joey seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls," and would his mother, "please sit down and have a talk with Joey about this." Joey's mother quietly took him by the hand, upstairs t…

LITTLE JOEY ASKS HIS MOM A QUESTION - Little Joey comes running into the house and asks, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," says his mom, "of course not." Little Joey runs back outside yelling to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"Oleh Carlo & Joey Moscatiello

LITTLE JOEY... NICKELS AND DIMES - Little Joey is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Joey his choice between a nickel and a dime -- Little Joey always takes the nickel.One day, after Joey takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, "Joey, those boys are making fun of you. …

LITTLE JOEY... STAND UP - A new teacher tries to make use of her psychology courses. The first day of class, she starts by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"After a few seconds, Little Joey stands up. The teacher asks, "Do you think you're stupid, Joey?""No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself."…

LITTLE JOEY... THE WAY YOU THINK - Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"Little Joey: "None."Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"Little Joey: "None."Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"Little Joey: "One is shot, the others fly away. There ar…

LITTLE JOEYS TEACHERS CHALKBOARD - There is a teacher teaching sex ed to a bunch of 5th graders. She walks to the chalk board and raws a huge penis on the board! She truns to the class and simply asked the class, "Class, does and one know what that is?" The class sits silently for a second or two than Little Joey stands from the back! He yells, "I …